Diagnosis: BAD (blade acquisition disorder)

flyingmonkey

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OK. I have officialy diagnosed myself with BAD (blade acquisition disorder). This is defined as one who addictively acquires bladed weapons or tools regardless of one's actual need for them or acquires a new "toy" before fulfilling other obligations.

New toy; paracord wrapped Scalpel neck knife from Topknives.

Anyone else suffer from this?
FM.
 
Anyone else? You gotta be kidding. I have over four hundred knives now and just ordered three more this past week. And I already have the next five picked out. It is truly an illness, I have no doubt.
 
I feel the very same, BAD indeed! Although I've been laid off for two months, my part time job seems to be buying up every knife that passes in front of me. I can live with that. Just hope the girlfriend doesn't brew up a near lethal antidote to rid me of "BAD".
:barf:
 
Yeah I think you'll find more than a couple of cases of "BAD" around here ;) ! That acronym might stick actually.., "Blade Aquisition Disorder" sounds more credit worthy than some others that are well documented!! :cool:



"Hunters seek what they [WANT].., Seekers hunt what they [NEED]"
 
Yep, got it too, although I _might_ be getting over it. Or at least it's in remission.

I tend to see fewer and fewer knives that I _have_ to have.

I've still got a couple knives in-bound, and I ordered a Leatherman Crunch & SureFire E-2 last night, although I don't really "need" them.

Just bought an '02 DR-Z400S Dual-sport last week, so I think my spare $$$'s are going to get pumped into that for a while.

Mike
 
I have a very similar diagnosis known as BADASS. Now known as
Blade Acquisition Disorder And Supply Shortness. Got to have them all, every quality knife made, maybe two or three of the very special ones, but the money supply is controlled by a WOMAN!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by wolfmann601
I have a very similar diagnosis known as BADASS. Now known as
Blade Acquisition Disorder And Supply Shortness. Got to have them all, every quality knife made, maybe two or three of the very special ones, but the money supply is controlled by a WOMAN!!!!!!
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LOL!!!! I've got that too :(
 
Hey Wolfmann, your disorder sounds an awful more like what I suffer from. Is there any known treatment for what we have? The only one that I have been able to figure out so far is, more money.

LOL, this thread is a hoot.:D
 
I live in my garage and eat cold Beefaroni. BUT, I still got to have my knives. But alas, I must sadly report that I remain one sick BADASS. I want and want more and more and the WOMAN still has got me by the short-hairs and I must still wait and wait and wait. It really does SUK being afflicted with that BADASS syndrome.....wolf;) ;) :rolleyes:
HEY, Happy Thangsgiving folks...........Ira
 
I am all for a BADASS support group. I know I need it. Maybe we can have a fundraiser or something.;)
 
I have the garage and the beefaroni. You bring the Beer and....say a Sebenza.......;) ;) ;).....wolf, one sick BADASS
 
I don't have as <b>BAD</b> a case as many of you, but I do understand the syndrome. What I don't understand is how you can make do with <i>ONE WOMAN?</i> I may have a light case of BAD, but what about my <b>WAMWOM</b> (wants many women) syndrome?
 
Wolfmann – Spoke to Mrs. Wolf about your predicament.
She tells me that:
· That she took pity on you when you were still a little patrolman, because you looked cute (?) and then proceeded to save you from yourself.
· You were banished to the garage because you cannot behave yourself at the dinner table, in bed, or anywhere for else that matter - that is why you are a BAD boy!
· She only allows you to partake in the Blade Forums, because you do the dishes, vacuum the house and go to the shops for her!
 
OUPA, YOUNGCUTTER !!!!!!! Guys, you promised....... So now EVERYONE knows that I am a P-whipped wimp!!!! What do I say? I am ruined, exposed, my macho shell cracked like an eggshell.
Ok, OK, OK!!!! MY name is IRA, and I am a BADASS. I have had the "illness" for over a year. I admit it, BUT it shall NEVER change.
Yeah :o :o :o I do WUVE MY WIFE ( rhymes with knife!!!). Her wish is MY COMMAND. Whatever it is that makes her happy, is HER's. She is my SALVATION she is my GODESS, and I her servant.
BUT, the garage and Beefaroni for knives is a KEWL offset, and if I remain a good little doobie, I get HER and KNIVES. Who could ask for anything more:D :D :p :rolleyes: ;)
 
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