Did you see what i see! Knobaganzaaa madnesss!!!!!!!1

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shane justice

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HOLY KA-MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE MOAB THAT'S IN THE KNOB-A-GANZAA?

OR DID I TAKE TOO MUCH MEDICATION THIS MORNING?

HOW MUCH TO JUST SORT OF STAND NEXT TO IT FOR A WHILE?

I GOTTA SAY....THAT ONE SHOULD BE THE GMOAB....GRAND-MAMA OF ALL BOWIES

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HANDLE IS MADE OUT OF...BUT IT LOOKS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF RED "AURA" SURROUNDING IT.

I WAS SITTING HERE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT....

AND THEN FROM WAY BACK IN MY MEMORY...FROM WHEN I WAS JUST A YONKER TRADING BOTTLE CAPS, BASEBALL CARDS, AND MARBLES...

BACK WHEN A COMIC BOOK WAS 25 CENTS....DID I SAY COMIC BOOK?

AND THEN IT HIT ME WHAM BIFF KAPOW.....

THAT HANDLE IS MADE OUT OF RED KRYPTONITE!

ITS A GOOD THING THAT I AM WEARING MY LEAD UNDERWEAR!

WHOMEVER GETS THAT ONE...WILL BE LUCKY....NOT EVEN SUPERMAN WILL MESS WITH YOU!

DANG! THESE BUSSE GUYS THINK OF EVERYTHING!

WELL DONE! BRAVO, BRAVISIMO, ENCOR! ENCOR!

sHANE
 
That antler-handled SAR3 is lookin mighty nice. Makes me want to ship one of my Muk's back for the same treatment.
 
I held that one at Knob. It's a beast, to say the least. A MOAB is on my ever-growing list of grails...
 
WAIT a DAGGONE minute!

You guys actually get to HOLD that blade? Without paying anything?

You just sort of wander up and say, "Lemme grab a holt of 'dat big knife there..." And somebody in a black and yaller shirt scoops it up and forks it over?

That ain't right!

They should aught ter at least charge for that sort of life changing event.

Heck I might pay as much as a finn. ($5)

It should aught terr have it's own little crystal box so as to keep people at a respectable distance...

At the the very least, there aught ter be a drool shield surrounding it...

DO they keep paramedics on scene in case somebody faints....

That way when they go into cardiac arrest while holding that GMOAB, somebody can be there to catch the blade before it hits the ground.

Only they might could wear them chain mail gloves whilst trying to field it. Take that back...full chain mail would be better.

Did the red kryptonite glow, or shoot off red beams of light?

It's weird stuff. Never know when it will melt somebody's face off.

I knew this a while ago....once I finally have my own GMOAB...my days of buying knives will be done.

Of course I have a few, (10 or 20) knives to buy for friends and family first...so it may be a while...

All Hail the MOAB!

Shane
 
Nope, it was actually just sitting there on the table, and you could pick it up... it was amazing how balanced it felt in my hand, if I only had the extra money....:thumbup:
 
drbarnes said:
Nope, it was actually just sitting there on the table, and you could pick it up... it was amazing how balanced it felt in my hand, if I only had the extra money....:thumbup:
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don't expect us to believe this lies drbarnes, we know you got the coin :)
 
Jeez Doc,

I ain't one to jump on the band wagon, but mebbe you could sell off some of that *bling bling* from around yer
Adam's Apple and you's could afford it?.

I just went and looked at all the KNOBB-ER-GANZA offerings.....I counted 14 knives that made my heart go...-punkity/punkity-punkity/punkity...

instead of....-lump/lump....lump/lump-.

when I look at the GMOAB it goes....-ker-plinkity/plunk---ker-plunkity/plunk-...

Dang Kryptonite!


SHane
 
Ok...here's the WORST thing that could happen...

EVERY TIME I go to check my e-mail on YAHOO, CAPITAL ONE has an ad that offers a credit card in 60 seconds!

60 teeny weeny seconds...and what is the harm? All I would need is...mebbe 3 GRAND...BALL PARK...you know...
hmm....nah....

How did Capital One know? Are they watching BLADE FORUMS for just this kind of stuff....cause yesterday they had some other ad...but TODAY...WHAM-MO!

DO they know that RED KRYPTONITE makes me WEAK?

AND...

Will one of you guys who have actually touched MY GMOAB...please tell me what the handle is made of....!!!?!?!?!?


PLEASE!
 
I think it's some sort of g-10, and it had a cool haziness to it. Semi-translucent sorta.
 
G-10?

That must be some kind of government code for, "... particles of unknown origin, recovered from deep space probe/color:red/ possibly matrix from some celestial body..."

But how did Mr. Busse get it?

Amy-O...dang could you shed some light on this for us?

Shane
 
Seriously, why can't I find anyone excited about this Ganza? Especially that MOAB? :confused: why is everyone so quiet and uninterested
 
MOAB? That's standard-issue in my neighborhood.

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Hey UYOTG....I am FLAT OUT BONKERS about the knives being offered....

My wife is having surgery on fer leg today, so there is no money to buy all those...what did I say 11 or 12 blades...including the GMOAB!

Maybe they are being crazy like foxes...sort of a reverse psychology deal?

Dang you Tom....Yes that MOAB is drop DEAD Gorgeous!

I have a MASON JAR that is now my MOAB fund. Instead of going to McDonald's every other week, the money goes in the jar....A healthy way to save money!

THere will be a MOAB in my future, even if I have to rig a sheath to my walker.....

Shane
 
shane justice said:
G-10?

That must be some kind of government code for, "... particles of unknown origin, recovered from deep space probe/color:red/ possibly matrix from some celestial body..."

But how did Mr. Busse get it?

Amy-O...dang could you shed some light on this for us?

Shane
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It is hand shaped G-10 (Red with Black) it really is a AWESOME blade:thumbup:
 
Got me wondering if there was ever an orange kryptonite. According to Wikipedia it showed up in 2007.
 
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