Discovery

[Brendan]

Maybe I am pissed or maybe it's the new job but I feel like I am about to make a lovely discovery !!




There's a tingle in the air !

 

[Aardvark]

If you hear hooves on the roof, you know you're pissed, Bren.

 

[Brendan]

Don't be silly - that'll be the fat guy in the red suit !!




S I L L Y ....

 

[Aardvark]

Yeah, but the point is: it's early. Sheesh.

 

[Brendan]

Burglars - they'll try anything !!


Will have to throw em with a khuk .....


You're makin me paranoid matey !!

just jestin

 

[Kismet]

Brendan?

C'mon...Aarvark is NOT making you paranoid. The people we have watching you report you were already there. By the way, put the lid on the trash in the backyard, you will draw cats.

 

[Rusty]

"What goes around comes around."

And usually when you aren't expecting a sucker punch in your shnozz.

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

in the air? UFOs? Are we not alone>

 

[DKP]

What do you mean "we're not alone?" I got a buddy who could wind up locked up for 'crimes against nature' & 'impersonating a human being around barnyard animals.' Brendan, they're making me paranoid. Get my pill, get my pill!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rusty]

Ferrous:

You have to remember Londinium had smog even in the Pre-Columbian days. From coal and other nasty sources. Does odd things to brain chemistry, as you should have noticed by now with Two Dogs.

As for the "tingle" in the air, it's obvious Two Dogs can't spell "tinkle" as in pidgeons tinkling on his upturned face.

I'll keep wearing my black Baily XXXX beaver cowboy hat, cause not everything that falls out of the sky...

 

[Rusty]

DKP, they have this anti-anxiety pill called alprazolam, and it comes in .1, .5, and 1.0 strength. Tell the doc you need to start with the 1.0 strength. Trust me on this, I only need the .5 tabs umm, how many times a day was that? I seem to forget stuff lately.

 

[Brendan]

Nothing like a bit of Christmas banter !!

 

[munk]

Which one of them was kidding?


Roof pitter patter here is from Pack Rats.

I'm glad you're excited. Don't take the anxiety medicine, it'll dull the experience. Brendan, from my perspective you're young, in love, married, smart, honest, gainfully employed, and expecting a khukuri in the mail. What more to say?



munk

 

[Brendan]

Such kind words and you haven't even met me !!!

thanks


My sister has received a scholarship for Oaklahmo State College (I think) for her softball prowess so I should be making it over to the states next year or the following and i would love to meet up with as many forumites as possible while I travel around the states !!


B

 

[munk]

Come stay a couple days in my basement. It has a carpet and is heated. We'll find a bed. You might have to help the kids with their toys.



munk

 

[Brendan]

Thanks mate !!

 

[Bill Martino]

I think it is Dracula rather than Santa. Have you cut yourself with a khukuri lately, Bren?

 

[Brendan]

My GS gave me a lick the other day but never drew blood !!