Do I still have Rat blood if my only Rat is a safe queen?

Walking Man

Walking Man

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I feel dirty....
I've got a Rat on the way. What if it's a safe queen? (it's Randucci's custom)
What if I open the box with thick rubber gloves, and then incerate the gloves after?
Do I need to wear a radiation suit?
What about a JWB quench?
Or maybe a bath in Busse Stout?
How can I keep Rat free???
:confused:
I've got to keep my tail nice and curly!
 
If you let that Rat become a safe queen that Rat blood will boil in your veins, and the little Rat voices will never leave you alone.

“Rats are for using, use the Rat. Rats are for using, use the rat.”

Straight or curly tail only depends on your mood.
 
True pleasure always comes with guilt, Rat Brother. :cool: :thumbup:
 
Maybe lining the safe with lead will do the trick. :)
Djolney, if I would wanted to use it, I wouldn't have bought a custom. Perhaps someone else down the road will enjoy beating the crap out of someday, but not for a while. If I need a big knife for a job, I think I might have one or two CG Busses around for the job. Just maybe.... I know I saw one around here somewhere....
GURHHH........... (sound of me being trampled by a small army of INFI)
 
use the gloves then repent...

why else to you think porkducci sold it? it's because of the damned lil rat voices in his head.

use the gloves:(
 
Walking Man said:
Maybe lining the safe with lead will do the trick. :)
Djolney, if I would wanted to use it, I wouldn't have bought a custom. Perhaps someone else down the road will enjoy beating the crap out of someday, but not for a while. If I need a big knife for a job, I think I might have one or two CG Busses around for the job. Just maybe.... I know I saw one around here somewhere....
GURHHH........... (sound of me being trampled by a small army of INFI)
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It’s already in your veins. It’s too late for lead.
 
MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

another so called hog admits his tail is straight... :p
 
Freaking TRAITOR!! YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED INTO THE HOGS OF THE ROUND TROUGH!!:mad:
 
I'm sorry Walking Man. It pains me to say this but you have crossed the line. And you did it publicly, flaunting your fall from grace so to speak. The only thing for it now, the only honorable thing, is to accept your straight tail and pass on your infi. So you can now send me your stealth black OD. Be assured that I'll keep it safe in memory of you before you turned ratty. :D :D :D
 
Bravado said:
Freaking TRAITOR!! YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED INTO THE HOGS OF THE ROUND TROUGH!!:mad:
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Whoa!!! I think I'm detecting a little hostility! :eek:
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Um, can we develop some kind of ratio here. I think I'm pretty far over the 20:1 number.... :)
[How many of you can say that?]
 
Walking Man said:
I feel dirty....

How can I keep Rat free???
:confused:
I've got to keep my tail nice and curly!
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WM, I'm sorry to say this, but the only way to stay truly rat free is to be free of ALL rats - queens included. Email me for my shipping address so that I may rid you of your demons. I'm hopelessly infected with rat blood and feel duty bound to shoulder this burden for you. Please send no money - just the knife. All will be right in the world soon after your expulsion of evil. FREE YOURSELF MAN!

Yours in great sacrifice, Shane.
 
The only thing that can come of owning a Queen Rat.....is lots of little rats. They reproduce Asexually, so you will soon be infested.:D Yep,,, lots more rats in your future....:thumbup: John
 
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