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SteelSlaver

SteelSlaver

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.


Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.


All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.


Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.


The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.


God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

I know a lot of you are Canadian, but have the same concerns, please join in

I plan to observe closely with my binoculors
 
PS. I am not anti-Muslim. It is a joke. I am anti-fanatic and I don't care what kind of fanatic. Gun, knife, hunting,fishing, boating nuts are NOT fanatics. Thats different:D I don't believe there is a law "yet" that says I have lost my right to be a bit offensive at times.
 
I'll root for that cause :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D maybe that should be 3 legs up :jerkit:
 
can we use tequila instead?

I mean, seriously, if you want my women to actually DO this, it's gonna take more than beer.
 
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