Does hair grow faster when you grind?

[RDT]

I keep noticing that every time I go downstairs and grind some blades my facial hair and head hair seem to be longer when I come back up?! WTF? I am amazed everytime that I look so much more hairy. As well, I realize that it might have just been steel dust added to the already existing hair and darl color making it look longer. However, that last bunch of times I ground anything I shaved before I went down and when done I had much more than usual amount of 5 o clock shadow. Have I discovered a cured for baldness or something? Anyone experience this?

 

[Whit]

I think it's because you lose all track of time. When I tell my wife I'm going to the shop for "a few minutes" it's usually 3-4 hours. So you can imagine what "a few hours" turns into. I could have a full beard after that!

 

[fitzo]

Maybe it's time to have the shop monitored for Radon or other stuff....

The only thing I seem to grow in the shop is dusty and older......