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benjammin2

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Yesterday I went and ordered one of them Tigger Muddy Wardens. I thought that would have me set for a while.

Today I head back to the BCS and lo and behold I see another FBM with Mags...

Okay, so I had to scratch. Got the email hit so I know it is on it's way now too.

At this rate, I am gonna have a big pile o' Infi waiting for me when I get home I guess, along with a rolling pin and a women's size 8 pointy toed shoe. I better stop by the pharmacist on the way home and get some KY, and hope it is the shoe and not the rolling pin this time. :eek: Either way it is gonna hurt.

Man, I got hooked on Busse quicker than I took to cigarettes.

I don't reckon they make a patch for this, do they?
 
Yep, they make a patch for that, you gotta get on LeatherHOG's waiting list though. It's a two week wait and he'll have you hooked up with a patch, to keep your INFI as close to your body as possible, slip it over your belt and away you go, never more that an inch(2.5cm) from your INFI.
Now as far as KY goes, it's overrated, theres another one out that appears to be affiliated with the space program, and that stuff works, I ain't never been intimate with a rolling pin, but if it was gonna happen I'd want all the glide I could get my hands on. KY is great if you want to smell pretty or warm to the touch, but it don't sound like that makes any difference to yuo.

Enjoy the addiction, while you have your health.
And repeat after me 'all knives cost thirty dollars', and there is no conversion rate for that, it's just thirty dollars.

Nate
 
Actually she's got two wooden rolling pins and a marble one. I dunno what to pray for her to use, cuz it depends on how she intends it. If I gotta take lumps, then the skinny wooden one she uses for making swedish Hard Tack would be better, it is small and light and won't raise an egg quite so high. The marble one is smaller and smoother than the big basic wooden roller, so it'd slide in a tad easier. That swedish one is covered with knobbies that'd tear me up something fierce, but the marble one will knuckle my head like an Alley Oop comic, so I guess it depends on her now.

At least I'll have my knives, hopefully not sticking out of me.

I don't wanna be buggered. I don't think getting one of LeatherHOG's special patches is gonna improve my condition none too much either, and would likely only get me in dutch with the wife that much more.

Yep, the squeal factor might get raised a notch come mid-May, and I already got my plane ticket home, too.

This little piggy went "Wee-Wee-Wee" all the way home.
 
benjammin2 said:
Actually she's got two wooden rolling pins and a marble one. I dunno what to pray for her to use, cuz it depends on how she intends it. If I gotta take lumps, then the skinny wooden one she uses for making swedish Hard Tack would be better, it is small and light and won't raise an egg quite so high. The marble one is smaller and smoother than the big basic wooden roller, so it'd slide in a tad easier. That swedish one is covered with knobbies that'd tear me up something fierce, but the marble one will knuckle my head like an Alley Oop comic, so I guess it depends on her now.

At least I'll have my knives, hopefully not sticking out of me.

I don't wanna be buggered. I don't think getting one of LeatherHOG's special patches is gonna improve my condition none too much either, and would likely only get me in dutch with the wife that much more.

Yep, the squeal factor might get raised a notch come mid-May, and I already got my plane ticket home, too.

This little piggy went "Wee-Wee-Wee" all the way home.
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Wood splinters :eek: :eek: :eek:


I'm addicted to INFI as well.. most of its soothed (at the moment only) by pretty pictures that people kindly post up on the net...


Hopefully one day I will have the custom I want, otherwise its just gonna be INFI after INFI for an INFInite amount of time and money... :p ;) :D
 
Had to tell the wife that yet another knife is coming. It got real quiet, which is always scary, then she calmly told me that the next thing I order better have diamonds in it and be a size 8. I hope she was referring to ring size and not her shoe again.

Maybe I am wearing her down some. I think I will not push my luck for a while, though. I wonder if the custom shop will put a couple diamonds in the handle for me on the next one, and mark the blade with "Size 8". Funny, but methinks not everyone would find that so humorous.

Anyone got an idea what something like that would cost me, just for the work? I would provide the stones of course.
 
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