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It was a dark and stormy night . There was a tap , tap , tap of a Kukuuri butt cap on my back door . Oh no I thought , its nasty come to test whether I,m a zombie or not .
As I slowly opened the door my worst case scenario came to light . It was the whole H:I: Cantina and all I had was Bud light in the fridge . Even worse , they had tracked me down to exact their terrible retribution . I had the blasphemous temerity to state that the honda cub was the best motorcycle im the world !
I can hear the sandy snick , snick ,snick of Kukuuris being sharpened even as I type this . I think the most terrible sound was the ominous silence from Nastys neck of the woods . I didn,t deserve a quick demise for such an affront to his sensibilities . A dull Kukuuri would do just fine .
Honestly guys, I heard it on television so it must be true ! It was an interesting show and in truth the criteria for the winner could said to be suspect . The Honda won because it made motorcycling popular with the general public . That along with a fairly indsestructible constitution . I don,t see where dropping it from 23 yards up and still starting should impress me .
If I was riding the motorcyle at the time , whether it started or not wouldn,t be too high on my list of ten first thoughts after the incident . I mean after the paramedics had stabilised me and were carting away what was left of me and I heard the local law enforcement start her up just for s---s and giggles it might register through my drug induced haze . I doubt whether how impressed I felt would burble to the surface of what was left of my mind .The only thought that might wend its way up from the tortuouslly depraved depths of my mind would be that
" NORTONS RULE , hondas drool "
As I slowly opened the door my worst case scenario came to light . It was the whole H:I: Cantina and all I had was Bud light in the fridge . Even worse , they had tracked me down to exact their terrible retribution . I had the blasphemous temerity to state that the honda cub was the best motorcycle im the world !
I can hear the sandy snick , snick ,snick of Kukuuris being sharpened even as I type this . I think the most terrible sound was the ominous silence from Nastys neck of the woods . I didn,t deserve a quick demise for such an affront to his sensibilities . A dull Kukuuri would do just fine .
Honestly guys, I heard it on television so it must be true ! It was an interesting show and in truth the criteria for the winner could said to be suspect . The Honda won because it made motorcycling popular with the general public . That along with a fairly indsestructible constitution . I don,t see where dropping it from 23 yards up and still starting should impress me .
If I was riding the motorcyle at the time , whether it started or not wouldn,t be too high on my list of ten first thoughts after the incident . I mean after the paramedics had stabilised me and were carting away what was left of me and I heard the local law enforcement start her up just for s---s and giggles it might register through my drug induced haze . I doubt whether how impressed I felt would burble to the surface of what was left of my mind .The only thought that might wend its way up from the tortuouslly depraved depths of my mind would be that
" NORTONS RULE , hondas drool "
