Dress pants recommendation

[tinfoil hat timmy]

i need to find some dress pants to wear to a wedding coming up. I was wondering if something close to my perfect dress pants exist somewhere...

So I have a couple criteria:

At LEAST one 'hidden' pocket. this doesnt have to be huge, just discreet.

NO CARGO POCKETS. They must look like pants without extra outside pockets.

STREEEEEEEEEETCHY... I'm not getting any thinner. nuff said

NO PLEATS

I'd really like for them to transition to being wearable every day. So I guess they dont need to be dress pants exactly. Wearable with a shirt and tie is a must though.

Anyone have recommendations on places or makers to look at?

TYVMIA

 

[barleywino]

The kuhl konfidant air pants. Probably my favorite pants. Surprisingly comfortable. I wear them day in and day out. Available in multiple colors.