Driving...

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An elderly man was driving down the interstate when his cell phone rang.

When he answered it his wife said, "Honey, I just heard on the police scanner that someone is driving down the interstate in the wrong direction. Please be careful."

He replied, "Someone? Hell there are hundreds of 'em goin' the wrong way!"
 
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