drunk all day

Tony G

Tony G

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The great thing about riding a bicycle 23 miles to work with 25lbs of extra weight for a laptop, extra clothing, lock and documents is that it kicks the endorphin high on early and it is like being drunk all day :cool:
 
i'm drinking and have been all day, vicki gets home from a ten day vacation to see her son so i'm tuning up for a big night. :thumbup:


A Mexican, an Arab, and a Redneck girl are in the same
bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap
we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World , we
have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink with the same one twice either.'

A redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
 
LOL!!!!!!! That's a great one Skunk.

Keep tuning up for tonight. :thumbup:

I'm going to get my second Bud Light 16 ouncer right now.


Cheers!
 
Hey Tony!
Did you do that 23 miles on the folder?
Do you go over the hill or take the shortcut thru the tunnel? :confused:


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Hillbilly.223 said:
How much in time, one way?
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RVO3VOM said:
Hey Tony!
Did you do that 23 miles on the folder?
Do you go over the hill or take the shortcut thru the tunnel? :confused:


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It took 95 min to get home.

RVO... I went south today. If I go north then I exit before that hill and ride along the water for about 10 miles. Then there is 2 mile hill and then flat again all the way to the office I use up in that area. Going north is a lot nicer ride because I don't have to ride 8-9 miles to cross the city.

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Tony G said:
The great thing about riding a bicycle 23 miles to work with 25lbs of extra weight for a laptop, extra clothing, lock and documents is that it kicks the endorphin high on early and it is like being drunk all day :cool:
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Bicycling rocks. :thumbup:

Do you have a scabbord for an AK on the bike?

Ride safe,
desmobob
(2005 Bianchi Axis, 2006 Motobecane LeChampion)
 
Yeah. Endorphins. I must be deficient. I've never exercised enough to feel drunk for any length of time.

I always find the tattoo artists that tell customers, "This'll hurt for just a minute, then the endorphins kick in." Yeah right. Same thing when I punch you in the face, dude. ROTFL!
 
desmobob said:
I've never been drunk enough to feel like exercising for any length of time.... :p


Stay sharp,
desmobob
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I went to an afternoon party once and got too drunk to drive. I happened to have my bike and bike cloths in the car so I took my bike out and rode about 90 minutes over a buch of really big hills. My legs felt dead if I tried to go fast but other than that it was a good ride.:thumbup:

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back years ago when i was in high school we had a couple of endorphins that went to school there. they took a lot of ribbing in those days...

now i hear there are states that allow them to get married!


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idahoskunk said:
back years ago when i was in high school we had a couple of endorphins that went to school there. they took a lot of ribbing in those days...

now i hear there are states that allow them to get married!


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And some states just make them republican senators and fly them around to all the HOT airport bathrooms :eek: :eek: :eek:.

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true story... but we taught them a lesson didn't we ;) isn't it amazing how politicians like craig and clinton can look the people straight in the eye and lie so well.
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i ride about 15-20miles a day, 5-6days a week.after work,on the weekend anytime i can.love it!!!i have mountain and road bikes and couldnt live without them. its a real mental boost for me.i think eveybody needs at least 45-60mins a day alone just doing what is the most pleasing to them.
 
idahoskunk said:
true story... but we taught them a lesson didn't we ;) isn't it amazing how politicians like craig and clinton can look the people straight in the eye and lie so well.
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Well I lie about women to women all the time so I can't toss any rocks at Clinton. :o

But what is odd is that we spent $50,000,000 looking into what he did with a cigar but we are not spending a dime to find out about why gas was $4.35 a gallon about two months ago.

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reddawn said:
.i think eveybody needs at least 45-60mins a day alone just doing what is the most pleasing to them.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

Man that would get EXPENSIVE even if Amber & Naomi gave me a frequent flyer discount :foot: :foot: :foot:

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Tony G said:
Well I lie about women to women all the time so I can't toss any rocks at Clinton. :o

But what is odd is that we spent $50,000,000 looking into what he did with a cigar but we are not spending a dime to find out about why gas was $4.35 a gallon about two months ago.

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Tony, Tony Tony.... we have had several government star chamber inquiries into gas/oil prices .... and all they can find is something called a World Market? Go figure. (and no new refineries, laws against US oil drilling etc...)

Perhaps we should make a big new law that proclaims gas to be free, people do not have to work and no one needs to pay their mortgages - I mean that would be nice, and fun, and then the government could create a happy world for us all. Happiness would then be mandated ..... Please Pass the Kool-Aid - :)
 
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