Duck alert

[Rusty]

He is skulking even as we speak

 

[Jebadiah_Smith]

Lock up all the loose women.

 

[Yvsa]

Lock up all the loose women.

Hell!!!! Lock up all the tight ones too!!!!

 

[AKA Knife Knut]

umm, what is going on here?

 

[Kismet]

John, AKA KnifeKnut?

Imagine the "Jaws" theme, but substitute "quacks" for the heavy beats in the music.


Quackipuss is in the vicinity. Keep your limbs out of the water.

 

[munk]

Get ahold of yourselves. He's just a man. His name is Clifton. He's a pretty swell guy. Well, OK; warn the women.



munk

 

[Ad Astra]

UPS just left, leaving me my latest from e-bay. I got this box of mixed old HI khukuris... been looking up old kamis on the website, just who is this "Durba" and can you tell me exactly... hold on, somebody's at the door...

 

[Steely_Gunz]

UPS just left, leaving me my latest from e-bay. I got this box of mixed old HI khukuris... been looking up old kamis on the website, just who is this "Durba" and can you tell me exactly... hold on, somebody's at the door...

Dear God, AA! If those are M43 Durbas grab your wife and hit the door! and you thought Ivan was bad

Jake

 

[Yvsa]

Quackipuss is a pussycat. That is if you're 19, female, beautiful, and willing. It also helps if you're one legged.
I'd tell you why but Uncle Bill has always frowned on perversity in here.:barf:
Other than that, well, I s'posse our friend Munk said it best.

 

[Ad Astra]

Turns out I got burned on e-pray... these Win-less Stealkrafts KLO's are made in Tasmania by a "kami" named "Turbandn" ... Guess I translated it wrong.

Thanks for the warning, Jake.


Ad Astra :footinmou

 

[Nasty]

Thank God...I was going to ask to which funeral home the flowers should be sent.