Early Christmas Wish Lists?

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Snow Walker

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Since Thanksgiving/Black Friday/Cyber Monday/etc. is past, Christmas is now fair game! Anyone for early Christmas lists or letters to Santa? My parents always told me Santa did not deal in guns or knives, but a Ruger Single-Six did show up under the tree one year, so I feel he might be open to knife suggestions.

By the way, my wife is an elementary teacher...can you tell I've read a lot of "Letters to Santa"?

Dear Santa...
I've been good this year...well at least I have more good marks than bad ones. I would like a BK62 because they are cool and all the other forum people have them or are getting them. And I want to be like Horace Kephart, too. And a BK2 because sometimes I just need something sort of between a BK14 and a BK16, though if I carry all the knives at once, I would have to hold at least one in my teeth because I have more knives than hands. Tell Mrs. Claus "Merry Christmas"! I will leave cookies...

Sincerely,
Snow Walker

PS: My son has not filled his deer tag yet, so all deer are fair game. Might want to warn Rudolph, though he'd probably aim for one of the bigger ones.
PSS: Could you be extra quiet coming through the house and eating the cookies? Don't step on the dog. I don't want to be on the nightly news as "the guy who shot Santa"...
 
Dear San Nicolas, whos island we love to fish,
I've been extree special this year, I diin't keep any fish what diin't deserve to be kilt and eaten. (Specially since I don't want no more DFG Ranger ticket$$.) I hardly even stole anybody elses fishin' holes either, (unless they had it comin'). Please keep my live bait stockings stufft, and my lead weight tub full, (I don't need much beyond the usual tugboat load). If you happen to run across any big schools of jumbo tuna while your flyin' around in your sleigh, the good ship "Crab Claus", please pass along the coordinates to us in your code group. ;) ;) Well, I spose that'll about do it. Wishing you and the Mrs. a Merry "Tight Lines" Christmas and a Happy Landings New Year!
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tanglediver said:
Dear San Nicolas, whos island we love to fish,
I've been extree special this year, I diin't keep any fish what diin't deserve to be kilt and eaten. (Specially since I don't want no more DFG Ranger ticket$$.) I hardly even stole anybody elses fishin' holes either, (unless they had it comin'). Please keep my live bait stockings stufft, and my lead weight tub full, (I don't need much beyond the usual tugboat load). If you happen to run across any big schools of jumbo tuna while your flyin' around in your sleigh, the good ship "Crab Claus", please pass along the coordinates to us in your code group. ;) ;) Well, I spose that'll about do it. Wishing you and the Mrs. a Merry "Tight Lines" Christmas and a Happy Landings New Year!
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Tanker 1/66 said:
Ruger Super Blackhawk in 44 Magnum. I promise not to shoot at any flying deer
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I've shot those before...along with the Redhawks. They're a handful with hot loads. Don't shoot any of the deer on the roofs either...
 
Dear Santa, I've not been good. Please don't tell my wife about the other things I bought myself for Christmas. Place the coal by the fire steel so I can keep myself warm when I'm in the dog house that I'll have to make with these. Some wood for kindling would sure be appreciated too.

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Extra milk and cookies if the 16 gains a clip point and higher BK count.

P.S. as long as I use these for keeping the fireplace warm in the house, the wife keeps me around. Good thing Beckers are workers. I have a lot of wood processing ahead of me
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