Easy Button Contest:

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We'll try and buy a little time until the mods can get up some contests. ;)

The Goods:
I'm going to offer an amazing 1 color Easy button patch from mil-spec monkey for this contest (don't get too excited, maybe I'll try and find something else to up the stakes as we go.)

1 Color Easy Button Patch (For a false sense of security)
1 Tin of Altoids (For curiously strong survival breath.)
1 Orange Bic Lighter (Why Rub Sticks together, It's Easy Button Time.)
1 Orange Mini-Bic Lighter (When you're trying to shave ounces.)
1 Set of GSI Tekk Cutlery (Nom-nom-nom)

The Contest:
This is a Photo contest. In the spirit of the Easy button you may enter 1 photograph (which must be original to you) containing an ESEE knife in use. This photograph must demonstrate either 1) you need an easy button, because you are doing something HARD (like chiseling out the face of my rushmore with a chop-sawed Izula.) or 2) That you are the master of the easy button (say sitting on a lazy boy in the middle of the woods cleaning your fingernails with the ESEE-5.) Think hyperbole and think funny. You may describe your picture using 1 sentence (de-motivational poster style.) Of course only Gold and up members may apply in support of BF. The contest will run until the 16th.

The Legal Issues:
You are solely responsible for personal loss or injury if you participate in this contest. You are solely responsible for property damage or loss if you participate in this contest. We (myself, ESEE, BladeForums, and the members of Blade Forums) are not responsible if you are eaten by a bear while participating in this contest. If you are eaten by a bear, remember, pics or it didnt' happen.

Be safe and God bless,
Adam

EDIT: NO CHATTING IN THIS THREAD. Chat =Disqualified. Dont PM me questions PM=Disqualified. Dont ask questions in this thread, Questions = Disqualified. No drinking water from elephant dung, drinking water from elephant dung = nasty.

If you want to photo-edit, Photoshop(R) your way to a ridiculous pic.

Also, I hate to add this, but I can only really afford to ship to the continental US. I forget that we have some great representatives here from over seas. I really am sorry to you guys, but my funding is small. Again, my apologies.
 
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I DQ'd myself for an inability to read, comprehend and follow "easy" directions.

FAIL!
 
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:D
 
Sorry about the delay, been busy. After a plethora of entries it's time to deliberate over the winner. This is gonna be a hard one...:rolleyes:


ADAMAN

Yes, as the only legit entry you sir WIN. Congrats. PM your address.

God bless,
Adam
 
Sorry about the delay, been busy. After a plethora of entries it's time to deliberate over the winner. This is gonna be a hard one...:rolleyes:


ADAMAN

Yes, as the only legit entry you sir WIN. Congrats. PM your address.

God bless,
Adam

You suckers let this giveaway fall off the table! I would like to thank all the fierce competition that I crushed like ants :D and Jumpmonkey for his generosity. PM inbound!
 
Dang I was going to put in an entry for this as well... Good on you for participating adaman.

We need to get off our lazy rears and do stuff for these contests. It's not that hard!
 
Dang I was going to put in an entry for this as well... Good on you for participating adaman.

We need to get off our lazy rears and do stuff for these contests. It's not that hard!

I had this pic all set to go, but didn't get back to it in time with a caption:

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-Bob
 
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