Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hoo-ha!

[Cougar Allen]

I was next in line at Trader Joe's, waiting while the woman ahead of me was paying with her credit card, when suddenly she screamed "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Everyone in the vicinity went into a panic. What??? I couldn't figure it out. She hadn't fallen down -- nothing had fallen on her head -- nobody was in position to have goosed her. What??? She couldn't be having an asthma attack; she was evidently breathing just fine....

She gasped for air -- "HOO-HA! My phone buzzed!" and she pulled a cell phone out of her pants.

After she left and it was my turn I told the checkout girl, "I'm not carrying a cell phone, so if I scream it's an emergency."

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Some people just aren't ready for technology.

 

[jsmatos]

In her case, it sounds like she was way overdue.

 

[TorzJohnson]

Some people just aren't ready for technology.

I'd love to see her outside an airport. "Kree-Gah! Giant metal bird!!!"

 

[shaldag]

The phone must have been set on vibrate, and placed in an interesting position.

 

[Dragon_Man]

Next time you're at Trader Joe's buy a package of their graham crackers, best on the planet. Where was she carrying the phone, down the front of her pants?