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Josh Feltman

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The floaty frogs are making floaty eggs! Sticky little jobbies. I finally had to use a camelhair brush to wipe them off the side of the aquarium and swish them into the smaller fishbowls so they don't get eaten by the adults after they hatch. If I end up with baby floaties, I think I'll OD on cute.
 
What the heck you gonna do with all the frogs if the eggs make good?



munk
 
That's good, very good. But the French will need proper packaging to take the little amphibians to heart. Will these be anti american frogs, then?


munk
 
I used to really like raising tadpoles as a kid. Neato Josh.
 
I don't think French culture would be the best for the lil' floaties. That much cigarette smoking can't be good for amphibians (did i spell that right?).
No offense to our French brothers, but I can just see a tiny little frog sitting out in an outdoor sidewalk cafe' with a tiny beret puffing away on a teeny cigarette.
"Dameet, I am exhast-ed. These 30 ow-weelr wolk weeks are keeling me. <sigh> C'est la vie. No?"

Sorry everything I have learned about French culture comes from Pepe Le Pu cartoons.
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Jake
 
Good going . Tell me what kind of music did you play to entice the little floaters to mate ?

Swamp time boogy comes to mind or did you go with something more sedate and classical ?
: The March of the Frogs : By RRRippert .

Perhaps Something bluesy like : Come to Poppa : by Satchel mouth Frog legs .
 
i have visions of poor legless frogs hobbling down to the cafe on their crutches, beret in hand with their gaulloises hanging out of the corners of their mouths. say it isn't so.
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Josh, have you been hitting the Burgess again?
If you end up with baby floaties, you must post pictures. :D
 
I think this is going to turn bad. The floaties will increase in number. Someone will call the EPA. There will be an ugly armed confrontation at the Dome.

And in the end, the floaty frogs will be seen hopping over the dead on their way to the rest of the US.
Perhaps now quite mad over the loss of everything he owned or cared about, Josh will become a kind of Willard, commanding the frogs to do his dark vengence.
Or is he already doing that?



munk
 
Josh's Dark Vengeance indeed. Sounds like a cheap rum.

Me 'n the boys will hold them frogs off at the border, or die slimed, trying.
 
Them sticky egg things are kinda neat.

A neighbor put in a pond on his property. He filled it with pumped water. In short order, he had frogs and junk fish in it...without having had access to any other water source.

Turns out, the sticky eggs are a technique used by frogeses and fisheses to propogate. They stick to the legs of wading birds and are transported to other water sites. Genetic diversity and dispersion is neat.

Wonder how many millions of years it took for this program to get started?
 
So, Josh, the genetic experiment is working. Good. I'll notify Cthulu.

Hellstrom's Hive will have nothing on the Frogdome. :eek:


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Mike :)
 
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