ElCuchillo, beat this

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HMC

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Ok, I'm at work this morning, & in the lobby we have an old upright non-functional piano. Instead of wheels, or casters it's sitting on 4" thick solid rubber matting. Here's where I beat you I skinned it off down to bare wood with my Vic Cadet. I also used the wire snipper to sever a bunch of the wires in it (the piano strings), then I used the file to undo the small little screws inside the guts of it (I don't know what it's called) that holds the wires. Finally, I used the main blade again to whittle off 2" from the bottom of the feet to get it to fit through the rear door. Not bad for an old lady who is "just a receptionist". All -in all it only took me about an hour.
 
HMC said:
Ok, I'm at work this morning, & in the lobby we have an old upright non-functional piano. Instead of wheels, or casters it's sitting on 4" thick solid rubber matting. Here's where I beat you I skinned it off down to bare wood with my Vic Cadet. I also used the wire snipper to sever a bunch of the wires in it (the piano strings), then I used the file to undo the small little screws inside the guts of it (I don't know what it's called) that holds the wires. Finally, I used the main blade again to whittle off 2" from the bottom of the feet to get it to fit through the rear door. Not bad for an old lady who is "just a receptionist". All -in all it only took me about an hour.
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SO WHAT DO YOU NEED A MILLION KNIVES FOR????:D
 
HMC said:
Ok, I'm at work this morning, & in the lobby we have an old upright non-functional piano. Instead of wheels, or casters it's sitting on 4" thick solid rubber matting. Here's where I beat you I skinned it off down to bare wood with my Vic Cadet. I also used the wire snipper to sever a bunch of the wires in it (the piano strings), then I used the file to undo the small little screws inside the guts of it (I don't know what it's called) that holds the wires. Finally, I used the main blade again to whittle off 2" from the bottom of the feet to get it to fit through the rear door. Not bad for an old lady who is "just a receptionist". All -in all it only took me about an hour.
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Wow, that's awesome. Alot of work for a little knife that could.
Question, though.
Beat me.
At what?
 
If I had 17 knives that weren't used to eat or cook with; I'd have to perform some miraculous feat such as whittling a piano down to fit through a door with at least one of 'em...or I'd be kicked out that same door before the piano ever was...;)
 
Skeletool said:
If I had 17 knives that weren't used to eat or cook with; I'd have to perform some miraculous feat such as whittling a piano down to fit through a door with at least one of 'em...or I'd be kicked out that same door before the piano ever was...;)
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Ah, but this is where being the cook in the family helps. They can make burgers, or order pizza, but I, can make pork & venison pie. Or if you don't want that, I can make goulac. (I substitute bear for beef, & use )Oh never mind its a secret).:D:D:D
 
It's just a joke, you merely field-dressed a gator, I a field-dressed a piano.
02-26-2008 07:55 PM







:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
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