Eligible Bachelor

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour
psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by
rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house
also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun
bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache".

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be called
"mentally unstable".

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun
collector."

In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector".

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably
reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity
of stored food.

In Montana , he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy".

In Texas , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor".

and...

In Idaho, he'd be called "a Hunting Buddy".



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Sounds like he lives in the wrong damn state
 
So now just owning a few guns gets you a trip to a padded room, this country's going to he'll.
 
I doubt that I have more than 40 guns or 30,000 rounds of ammunition. I guess I won't be running for governor any time soon. Maybe an associate justice on an intermediate court of appeals, though.
 
Ain't that the truth.

Utah said I had to buy 50% more ammo before I could move there. :)
 
There's got to be more to the story than this...
 
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Yea, my state is messed up. I'm getting out of here in July though. Gonna be a lot better in Wyoming
 
Guns?

MEH

But a friggin' SECRET ESCAPE TUNNEL!? Wow, man, my childhood fantasies realized!

Secret door inside this wardrobe leads to a Narnia-themed playroom

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Funny, in New York he would probably be called "a Upstate goofball" or a crazy 315'er!!
 
If I lived in southern Cali close to the Mexico border I think people should put under observation for not owning any guns! My friends live there and they live in fear of the cartels and gang violence with all the guns coming across the border.
 
In my city (New York) a SWAT team would call on him LMAO

I will move to UT one day it is my dream and main goal. Hate NYC sooo much (bad schools, overclouded, high taxes, high cost of living, banksters, socialist yuppies everywhere, no guns, gangs with guns, etc., etc.)
 
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