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Can anybody compose a wikipedia page for ESEE knifes or Mr. Perrin or Mr. Randall. I want to know more about them!
 
They are magical knife gods who have an uncanny ability to control metal, kind of like Magneto from X-Men, except times a million. That's why their 1095 Steel behaves like no other steel known to mankind.

Also, Chuck Norris wears Mike Perrin and Jeff Randall pajamas.
 
Go see them. Talk to them in person. I plan to next year or sooner. Granted you don't live that close to them, but vacations come in many forms. I didn't realize how close Mike lived to me until it was pointed out by someone. Gallant, Al. isn't that far from me either. Hmmmmm, woodland course maybe? Peru will be expensive, so, maybe 2012?

Anyway, you can talk to them on here, just say, "Hey, Jeff, what's your favorite ESEE?" "Or Mike, what kinda toothpaste do you use?" "Ya'll wear boxers or briefs? Commando? Me too." You know, engage in a discussion with the guys in a discussion forum. Mention ESEE knives every so often so it stays within' the ESEE forum and rock on.

Sorry, been in the Jack again. Moose
 
jgon said:
They are magical knife gods who have an uncanny ability to control metal, kind of like Magneto from X-Men, except times a million. That's why their 1095 Steel behaves like no other steel known to mankind.

Also, Chuck Norris wears Mike Perrin and Jeff Randall pajamas.
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The ESEE Izula isn't actually 1095, but fingernail clipping from Chuck Norris's pinky. Chuck won't say where they get the Junglas from. Neither will Jeff or Mike. Moose
 
I know them boys well enough to know Mike Perrin has a thing for goats and Jeff likes lady boys. Don't go out in the woods with them unless you are alright with that. I've been out a few times with them already. What does that tell you?

-RB
 
I know one of them has a thing for blow up sheep with french outfits .
 
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bearthedog said:
I know them boys well enough to know Mike Perrin has a thing for goats and Jeff likes lady boys. Don't go out in the woods with them unless you are alright with that. I've been out a few times with them already. What does that tell you?

-RB
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It tells me your a lady boy.
 
Reuben just had to come on here and give away our secrets!
 
jgon said:
They are magical knife gods who have an uncanny ability to control metal, kind of like Magneto from X-Men, except times a million. That's why their 1095 Steel behaves like no other steel known to mankind.

Also, Chuck Norris wears Mike Perrin and Jeff Randall pajamas.
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I didn't know there was a Kiss Up contest !!! Just kidding-hilarious post jgon :thumbup:
 
They're often here and have been sighted on Facebook - you can read about them on the ESEE site and even buy their book
 
I think wikipedia would shut down their entry after about 10 minutes.

Once someone went into detail about Mike's technique of getting the sheep's back legs into his high boots so they can't get away, the monitors would be traumatized for life.
 
Expatriated said:
I think wikipedia would shut down their entry after about 10 minutes.

Once someone went into detail about Mike's technique of getting the sheep's back legs into his high boots so they can't get away, the monitors would be traumatized for life.
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I know that story from 2008 about the sheep, even have it on video. Real graphic stuff!:p

Just ask Jimmy Dunn, he will tell it like it is! Matter of fact, he is a little scared of being around Jeff in his own house. I remember old Jimmy locking his door at night when Jeff and Roger (Expatriated) were sleeping in the living room!

-RB
 
I read on wikipedia that Mike Perrin's tears cure cancer...



Too bad he's never cried...
 
Expatriated said:
Once someone went into detail about Mike's technique of getting the sheep's back legs into his high boots so they can't get away, the monitors would be traumatized for life.
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I will be laughing for the next hr or so because of this line, lol...
 
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