Ethan Becker

[Hunter Sharp]

Ethan Becker doesn't do pushups...he pushes the earth down!

The dinosaurs didn't go extinct...they killed themselves to make way for Ethan Becker

The reason Ethan Becker has a beard is because there is nothing on this planet hard enough or sharp enough for him to shave with!....except maybe his 1095 cro-van.

Ethan Becker once carved a whole eight bedroom cabin with nothing but a bk11!

These are just some facts I know of, maybe you guys know some more?

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Yea yea I know...this was a dumb thread! well I was drinkin some wisky so...:drunk:

 

[Revenuer]

He forges Becker knives in the bowels of MT Doom!

 

[willis]

Ethan has a skillet that is so big I told Mousse it looked like a clown pan.Seriously,you could fry up a brontosaurus steak in the thing and still have room to throw in a pair o' T Rex drumsticks.

 

[foxx]

I've read a scientific theory that suggests that Ethan's beard is actually it's own species. It's in a symbiotic relationship with Ethan. Each "hair" is an individual entity and they feed on the food scraps that fall into the beard. The waste product from this newly discovered species is 1095 CroVan dust. That's why only a Becker knife can trim his beard.
Ethan only wears those glasses for safety, you don't want 1095 dust in your eyes.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Hahaha I'm sorry for starting this Mr.Becker. What have I done!

 

[Ethan Becker]

OMG I truly hope my son never sees this thread I will NEVER, EVER hear the end of it...........I do now have an explanation the next time I have "crummy beard" syndrome.....What kind of "wisky' was it?.....May I suggest another brand ?.... I am laughing in spite of myself.....

ethan

 

[Mountain Wildman]

It is funny, Nice to be so popular Mr. Becker, Is it not?

 

[1066vik]

when Ethan makes an omelet, the eggs beat themselves out of fear.

 

[Ethan Becker]

Oh, if t'were only true, Sigh.....

ethan

 

[Hunter Sharp]

It's only because we have so much love for you Mr.Becker