It's a constant battle between INFI and my heirs over my retirement savings. The heirs usually lose.
They
will inherit a lot of great knives, however!
Reminds me of the story of a man on his deathbed, with his family gathered around him. He looked at his wife, son, and daughter, and said, "I realize too late now that I have missed so much of your lives because of my fishing. Dear, I'm truly sorry for all the times I wasn't there for our anniversaries, for those times you had to handle crisies with the kids alone, for the missed moments of passion. I was usually on a trout stream, or great bass waters, or offshore fishing for Marlin, instead of where I ought to be. And son, I missed so much of your growing up, the ball games, the school activities, the moments when a son needs a father. I am so sorry. And princess, why I even missed your first date, getting your braces off, seeing you off to the prom. You turned into a beautiful lady without me even noticing." He settled back on his pillow and wih his dying breath gave a satisfied grin and said, "but I sure did catch a helluva lotta fish!"