Ever had a dream?

CJZ

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No, not a dream knife as in you want it dearly, a dream knife as in it was in your dreams.

This happened to me last night.

I forgot most of the dream, except for I was at some table, probably a flea market, was talking to this man.

In one of the small plastic tubs that he used to put his For Sale items in, there was a knife.

*This is strange*

Here is the description if the knife:

It was long and slender, a lot like a Mercator K55. But it had two blades instead of one.

The blades had a perfectly formed, perfectly even light grey patina.

Here's the srtange part:

It was an advertising knife, made by Ulster. And it said "WalMart" on the presentation side of the handle.

The guy said something along the lines of: Seven dollars.

I offered five.

He took it.

And then I rode off into the street with my new knife.

The rest of the dream is a blur, I don't remember it all. (Actually I do, but I won't go further into detail)

Anyone else have an experience like this?
 
I've got a three-year-old girl who loves her Disney movies, so when I read the thread title the first thing that came to mind was this -

I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart
Tickling the ivories till they gleam
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medley
Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream

He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter
And my nose
I really want to make a love connection

Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowing in a rowboat down a stream
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Cuz way down deep inside I've got a dream

I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it dreaming
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

Toll would like to quit and be a florist
Gunter does interior design
Urf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Ven does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns

I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tan and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money

I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream

She's got a dream
She's got a dream
They got a dream
We've got a dream
So our differences ain't really that extreme
We're one big team

Call us brutal
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
Cuz way down deep inside we've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream

From Walt Disney's Tangled

:D

- Christian
 
"Sometimes a knife is just a knife...."
 
when I read the thread title the first thing that came to mind was

MrPeanutKiller.jpg


Arrrrgghhhh!!!!!

:D
 
I've got a three-year-old girl who loves her Disney movies, so when I read the thread title the first thing that came to mind was this -



:D

- Christian

Ah yes Tangled, I lost count after the first dozen times I have pressed play on that one. Atleast its not the wiggles anymore ;)


I remember maybe one dream a year and I do not recall any knife dreams lol. Sounds like you are stuck on making deals with walmart??? :D
 
Ah yes Tangled, I lost count after the first dozen times I have pressed play on that one. Atleast its not the wiggles anymore ;)


I remember maybe one dream a year and I do not recall any knife dreams lol. Sounds like you are stuck on making deals with walmart??? :D

The funny thing is, I don't even like WalMart :p
 
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