F5 Busse Survival Kit

[straitshot]

What's in your F5 Survival Kit while manning the BCS Order Here pages? That last one nearly wasted me. It's the longest I've ever been separated from civilization.

Mine for next time is a hydration bladder, Nodoz, a tranquilizer to prevent finger twitch (don't want to order 16 or 17 with a nervous finger), a copy of the Busse Collector specs, and the latest copy of my monthly account for a reality check. Any suggestions? Regards, ss.

 

[MORIMOTOM]

id 10-22 the speedball, but how about some visine?

some crackers, portable toilet, tp....

 

[Grandsuave]

What's in your F5 Survival Kit while manning the BCS Order Here pages? That last one nearly wasted me. It's the longest I've ever been separated from civilization.

Mine for next time is a hydration bladder, Nodoz, a tranquilizer to prevent finger twitch (don't want to order 16 or 17 with a nervous finger), a copy of the Busse Collector specs, and the latest copy of my monthly account for a reality check. Any suggestions? Regards, ss.

Ahh... the old finger twich 16 or 17 in the basket trick. Shouldn't give that up, works every time! Besides you can always dump a few after securing a few.:thumbup:

 

[Tony G]

I like to have dual monitors working so I can video stream porn while I wait. :thumbup:

 

[idahoskunk]

I like to have dual monitors working so I can video stream porn while I wait. :thumbup:

can you set me up with that too?

 

[c4man]

can you set me up with that too?

Skunk, NO ! Please get busy ordering my sage BATAC :thumbup:

 

[Tony G]

can you set me up with that too?

Are you sure? I did that for Cobalt but he said he didn’t like it because his finger would keep slipping of the F5 key.

But maybe you have better self control.

 

[thatmguy]

portable toilet, tp....

Eat 1/2 pack of Immodium before, and you can elimiante (pun intended) those items.....

 

[Tony G]

Eat 1/2 pack of Immodium before, and you can elimiante (pun intended) those items.....

Or you can go "natural" with a pre-F5 meal of rice and cheese. :thumbup:

 

[Hogwash]

My formula is a 100% liquid diet, grain alcohol and water. Then a condom catheter to eliminate bathroom breaks.

A little bit of top secret software runs in a browser window tiled behind my blade forum window on my second desktop (linux system).

Then you have to be decisive in your actions. That's how I sucessfully ordered red meaners last Friday.

The real trick is concealing the catheter and scotch at work.

 

[G19G26]

Eat 1/2 pack of Immodium before, and you can elimiante (pun intended) those items.....

Ahhhhhhhh, it all Depends.

 

[thatmguy]

Aha, the astronaut method........:barf:

 

[Guyon]

I always take a full dose of laxatives the day before an F5 session. That eliminates one side of the bathroom break angle. As for the other side, I just keep a gallon pitcher under the desk.

I really like those stimulants sold over-the-counter at truck stops. They make the time fly and help with rapid response.

To take the edge off just a little, however, I have started mainlining Tito's vodka.

In case of emergencies, I have a direct line to Skunk on my speed dial. I've only had to use it once, and Skunk and I were so drunk that we just wound up talking about river rafting and lighter dogs.