fabulous surplus site!!!

Well Oli... it looks like you have Mike's blessing on this one but...

You got all bent out of shape about the "Soldier of Surrender" post yet, you (a Frenchman), bring us Gay Army Fashion. Tell me you're not asking for it. :p
 
hahahahaha well...I know a guy who seem to be interested in pink blades :confused: :rolleyes: I won't say his name her...:rolleyes:
 
Well, actually Matteo is interested in Safety Orange blades but that's beside the point. I don't think that it is fair to judge his "orientation' on that criteria alone.:eek: :D
 
Or were you referring to "Timothy"? The evil Buththe employee who only thurfathes when thexy men are calling the shop? I've heard he has a thing for "Pink" crinkle coat with lavender thcales.:eek:
 
And then there's nemmy... I've heard he has a collection of "Safe Queens".:eek: :cool:

Hmm.... all the guys I've mentioned live east of the Mississippi. Must be geography.:rolleyes: :p
 
:eek: :eek: :eek: Oli.....where the hell do you dig stuff like this up???:D :p
Good selection of kit, but just SO wrong!:rolleyes:
And I'm not even going to think about mentioning Les' pink chinchilla loincloth! Oh darn......I did it anyway!:eek: :D
 
You see... you all scoff at the pink chinchilla but, little do you know that it is not chinchilla at all but is, instead, hoary marmot pelt. Yes, I have dyed it pink. For a couple reasons.

One, unless you are as secure in your manhood as I am, there is no way you could make it work. Besides, if I wasn't the superb specimen and sexual Tyranosaurus Rex that I am, do you really think I could avoid the ass-whoopin's that would accompany a pink, fur loincloth under normal circumstances?:rolleyes: No way.

The second reason I dyed it pink was for accessorization reasons... it really accents my green Chuck Taylors.:eek: :D
 
Bo! DOH!!! you said it!!! I told you...shuuuuut (there's maybee some cool clothes Less can find to accomodate his pink stuff)
 
And as a Loin-Cloth side note...

I rarely do requests but, this one time I made an exception. Jennifer has asked me to make a new loin cloth for her man. I have recently tanned and dyed a marmot skin black and added ptarmigan feather accents (dyed gold) for Jerry's use at SHOT Show. Jerry has not been brought up to speed on this yet as he might be a bit embarrased. So, when you see him at SHOT, please be discrete and try not to giggle or point when he is debuting his new attire.
 
Oli, LMAO
There used to a song in Australia about Aubry the Pommy jackeroo.

He turned up in the stock camps wearing purple moleskins and a pink sequin hat. Its so long ago I forget the exact words.
Ian.:D
 
Oli.....what can I say? It just got out!:footinmou :D

Les,
Yes.....yes, of course!:D
I will say though, that this sounds like just the outfit for Jerry! With his delicate complexion and all, it will be beauuuuuutiful!!! Ever thought of moving into haute couture??? :D
 
Originally posted by The Porcupine

Ever thought of moving into haute couture??? :D
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Haute Couture?!? No no... I have a nice secluded log cabin. No need for a move like that.
 
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