1. Dave re-profiled that NMFBM with his stubble.
2. Dave did not chop that rope. He used the NMFBM tip to reweave the severed rope at the speed of light and played it backwards so we would not feel inadequate.
3. He once requested the custom shop to make his NMFBM into a folder because he needed a pocketable EDC.
4. Moments before he chopped that metal sign in half with the AK, he had laid claim to it by using the AK like a lightsaber to deflect a rednecks buckshot.
5. All his fillings are INFI, and custom ground by Busse.
6. He presses his hot kydex by sitting on it buck naked.
7. He presses his rivets with his teeth.
8. He mops his sweaty brow with uncoated SR77, but the steel is afraid to rust.
9. His steely gaze once caused a flesh eating zombie to come back to life so they would not have a misunderstanding.
10. Physicists have theorized that if an unstoppable force ever meets an immovable object, the very fabric of space time could be ripped asunder
The same consequences have been hypothesized if a Busse ever strikes in anger the Buy Brown sheath that was designed to carry it.
Oh, and his sheaths are awesome. :thumbup:
2. Dave did not chop that rope. He used the NMFBM tip to reweave the severed rope at the speed of light and played it backwards so we would not feel inadequate.
3. He once requested the custom shop to make his NMFBM into a folder because he needed a pocketable EDC.
4. Moments before he chopped that metal sign in half with the AK, he had laid claim to it by using the AK like a lightsaber to deflect a rednecks buckshot.
5. All his fillings are INFI, and custom ground by Busse.
6. He presses his hot kydex by sitting on it buck naked.
7. He presses his rivets with his teeth.
8. He mops his sweaty brow with uncoated SR77, but the steel is afraid to rust.
9. His steely gaze once caused a flesh eating zombie to come back to life so they would not have a misunderstanding.
10. Physicists have theorized that if an unstoppable force ever meets an immovable object, the very fabric of space time could be ripped asunder
The same consequences have been hypothesized if a Busse ever strikes in anger the Buy Brown sheath that was designed to carry it.
Oh, and his sheaths are awesome. :thumbup:
