Fakeducci
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- Jun 20, 2006
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Hi allow myself to introduce my self. I am Fakeducci.
it has come to my attention that several Ducci's have been found at one location. I must apologise for this. We usually coordinate better and and as such myself, Oldducci and Randucci were sighter all in one place. Not good as we try to keep a low profile. We are all clones. Our original Master clone is Kloneducci. Randucci is the second Clone. Kloneducci was made centuries ago from one of the Muskateers. This Muskateer's name was Muskducci. He died of his own body odor. Some say he smelled like rotting azz on a dead carcass. He stunck so bad that even stink would say he stinks. But he was such a valiant Fellow that Doctor Frankenheimer decided to make a clone Army of him. It worked, some of these clones ran amok, but some were quite good and well meaning individuals such as Randucci and Myself. The first clone, Kloneducci is rarely seen these days, but he is the master of us all. He is reported to live in the Congo with his Gorilla Girlfriend. Following is a pic list of some of the cloned ducci's.
And of course our founding father : MUSKDUCCI
We all like steel hearts by the way, it's in our blood. It goes back to a time when women wore heavy metal chastity belts. The only way to get to the goods was to destroy the belts. But there was no metal strong enough. Thn one day a man in a time machine arrived in 1712 and was so drunk off of scotch, that he dropped a knife he called Steelheart. The last words this man was heard saying was, damm, I lost Porkersons custom Steel Heart variant. Oh well, he's a dirty rat PTU!, anyway. Muskducci picked up the Steel Heart and was able to break into the chastity belt. Ever since then, all Ducci's worshipped the Steel Heart clan.
My anonimity prevents me from ever posting again.
it has come to my attention that several Ducci's have been found at one location. I must apologise for this. We usually coordinate better and and as such myself, Oldducci and Randucci were sighter all in one place. Not good as we try to keep a low profile. We are all clones. Our original Master clone is Kloneducci. Randucci is the second Clone. Kloneducci was made centuries ago from one of the Muskateers. This Muskateer's name was Muskducci. He died of his own body odor. Some say he smelled like rotting azz on a dead carcass. He stunck so bad that even stink would say he stinks. But he was such a valiant Fellow that Doctor Frankenheimer decided to make a clone Army of him. It worked, some of these clones ran amok, but some were quite good and well meaning individuals such as Randucci and Myself. The first clone, Kloneducci is rarely seen these days, but he is the master of us all. He is reported to live in the Congo with his Gorilla Girlfriend. Following is a pic list of some of the cloned ducci's.
And of course our founding father : MUSKDUCCI
We all like steel hearts by the way, it's in our blood. It goes back to a time when women wore heavy metal chastity belts. The only way to get to the goods was to destroy the belts. But there was no metal strong enough. Thn one day a man in a time machine arrived in 1712 and was so drunk off of scotch, that he dropped a knife he called Steelheart. The last words this man was heard saying was, damm, I lost Porkersons custom Steel Heart variant. Oh well, he's a dirty rat PTU!, anyway. Muskducci picked up the Steel Heart and was able to break into the chastity belt. Ever since then, all Ducci's worshipped the Steel Heart clan.
My anonimity prevents me from ever posting again.
