Falling into liquid

steelshaper

steelshaper

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Its not as fun as it sounds. Heres the story.

I was going to give my horse his dewormer. I got his halter, a lead rope, the dewormer, and some molasses and tried to get through the electric fence. Now on the side of the fence I was on there is a low spot and because of the warm weather the low spot was filled with water. Keep in mind this is in a horse pasture next to the hay barn. As you may be able to guess the water here is not clear but rather brown and yellow do to the horse waste that is everywhere.

Well as I tried to put one leg through between two wires of the fence, my leg that was on the ground started to slip. At first I was a little worried but I managed to correct myself, and then I started to slip again. The next thing I know I was running backwards in place.

Then I fell.

Thankfully I did not land right in the liquid poo. No I just hit the ice and then slid into the liquid poo.

I was not hurt but I was disgusted, wet, and coverd with horse poo.

I did deworm the horse before I came inside and took a long hot shower.


(No horses were injured):)
 
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That's pretty bad, Ive been in the Poo Pond a few times trying to work with horses. Finialy got all my horses to take their wormer the easy way. They walk up to the fence and ask for it most of the time... Get the old tubes and put something sweet in it. Honey, molasses, maple syrup what ever works to fill the old tubes and give it to em once or twice a month.

Rusty
 
I think if you come up with a fancy name for it, you'll be able to convince the fancy, city folk that it's the best thing they could do for their skin!

"Poo Bath" probably won't cut it ;) :)

I've had my share of falling in it, and it's definitely not a good time. I was half under a hay trailer cutting a steel fence post with a hack saw once, and one of the cows came over and nearly crapped all over me.

That'd be a poo shower. ;) LOL
 
Ummmm errrr uhhhh... not on purpose, I promise! I thought your name was pronounced like Sparticus... *shrug*

;)
 
Just call it a Poo Spa Treatment and you can get $150 an hour for it. Maybe an Equine Fecal Pore Detoxifier? Anyway it is just horse sh t to me.
 
Did you get any pictures? This story deserves pictures.

I've "done the doo dance" in the pig pen.:(

Fred
 
NickWheeler said:
I think if you come up with a fancy name for it, you'll be able to convince the fancy, city folk that it's the best thing they could do for their skin!

"Poo Bath" probably won't cut it ;) :)

I've had my share of falling in it, and it's definitely not a good time. I was half under a hay trailer cutting a steel fence post with a hack saw once, and one of the cows came over and nearly crapped all over me.

That'd be a poo shower. ;) LOL
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How about "100% green organic skin conditioner"?
 
I've had a few falls but my worst was when we were cleaning out the manure pump room. The manure mixed with cleanings and oil sits there for months at a time until there is a problem and we need to get to the lower parts of the pump. I was lifting a 5 gallon bucket up from the pit using bailing twin but once it got to the top it caught the ledge and spilled onto my head... I can honestly tell people if there cooking tastes like shit now :barf:
 
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