Famous quotes from the family

Iron City

Iron City

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I have collected knives for years but in the last year have ratched it up a notch. Family members love to make comments and here are a few...

- "You got another package in the mail today. It better not be another knife."
- "I don't care if it is guaranteed to for life , what do you need a sword for?"
- "You paid how much?"
- "How many knives do you need?"
- "I don't like having so many knives around the house. They scare me... actually you scare me."
- "How did you get those bald patches on your arm?"
- "What are all these PayPal line items on the credit card bill?


You hearing any others???
 
"Carring SAK is ok...but carrying a knife like this (whatever i was carrying) will scare all the girls away."

(which by the way, I am currently single. p.s. why SAK is forgiven by girls??)
 
"Sometimes I think your toys are more important then me." :rolleyes:

"You spend more on....stuff then I make."

"A knife is not a Christmas present."

"You know knives scare me."
 
"You have got a problem, your sick really.....and I am sick of hearing about knives....it would be like me telling you about mascara"

"When is this going to end?"

"You know, our house needs some things too."

"What are you going to do with ALL these knives?"

"Why are you on the computer again?"

just a few.....John
 
"See that new Hummer over there? If you sold your Busse's that could be yours !!!" :rolleyes:
 
"No, I'm sorry, but you can't blame "Porkerson" for this."
 
"Didn't you used to have just one of these?"
and...
"Why is it that every time I ask about your packages you tell me it's from a trade?"
:D
 
360joules said:
"How can you accidentally buy a knife?" ;)
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I got that reaction after winning the first of the HI benefit knives off of ebay. That was a tough time around here for me. :D
 
Progunner said:
I got that reaction after winning the first of the HI benefit knives off of ebay. That was a tough time around here for me. :D
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Ah ha.... The real reason behind the doghouse sale! ;)
 
Walking Man said:
"Didn't you used to have just one of these?"
and...
"Why is it that every time I ask about your packages you tell me it's from a trade?"
:D
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And, when it really IS a trade, they don't believe you!

The multiples ARE hard to explain. Try to just let them see 1 at the time. LOL

Rob
 
wetdog1911 said:
The multiples ARE hard to explain. Try to just let them see 1 at the time.
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Yes, the truth IS stranger than fiction, here we are, a bunch of people addicted to what? KNIVES? Who would have thunk it?
 
Ok the two of these are hilarious. :D

"No, I'm sorry, but you can't blame "Porkerson" for this."

"Why is it that every time I ask about your packages you tell me it's from a trade?"



I'm still single so I don't have to deal with this sort of stuff. :p
 
Walking Man said:
Yes, the truth IS stranger than fiction, here we are, a bunch of people addicted to what? KNIVES? Who would have thunk it?
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I am not an addict. I can quit anytime. Besides, as far as my family knows, Busse has a great layaway program.:D
 
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