Fan O' Steel. . . . UPS Would NEVER Have Done This To You!!!!

Jerry Busse

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Spoke with Jeremy today and he informed me that he would try to make it to the SHOT Show in February, but he just didn't sound like he was willing to call in sick or fake a seizure or attmept any other lame excuses that might afford him the necessary time off of work. So, in the interest of motivating our fellow HOG and name giver of O.I.N.K., I've come up with a small motivational program designed to bring this HOG to the Vegas trough for his offeeeeeshal induction into the "HOGS Of The Round Trough"!!!

He has a very cool Variant on order which is nearing completion. Instead of shipping it to him via UPS, I think I will bury it somewhere in Las Vegas. . . He can get the map when he shows up at SHOT ! ! ! ! !

Otherwise, that beautiful blade will remained buried with the likes of Jimmy Hoffa for years to come!!!! ;)

See ya there Fan O' Steel!!!!!! ;)


(Plan "B" - If he still tries to resist coming to SHOT, Nimrod and Nemesis will be instructed to execute the ol' "Bag and Drag" operation. Poor Jeremy's gonna get mighty uncomfortable riding in the luggage department of a 747. ;))
 
FoS, STAND TALL MY FRIEND!!! I Support you 100% work duties ALWAYS come first!!!! :) Don't let Jerry blackmail you!!!

However if Jerry pays me enough, I will have to work with Nimrod on Operation "Bag & Drag". Sorry man, I'm alive to make as much money as I can in my life :D
 
Don't worry Jeremy, the USPS is behind you all the way. I'll go out there and grab and snatch the blade and personally deliver it to you. forget these guys, I'll take care of it. No one messes with the USPS. We only loose packages 50% of the time, so you should get it, maybe:eek:
 
Oh and don't worry about the 747 cargo hold threat, he's so outdated :) Since it's an in country route we'll probably get an MD-S80, Boeing 757, or a small Airbus series. Very unlikely you'll get stuck in a 747, very few airlines have them at airports for last minute equipment replacements, and those that do will only have them at major hubs. most are sitting out in the desert waiting to be decomissioned :)
 
Thanks Jerry:( Variant waiting in the sand for the likes of Skunk to find ten years from now.:grumpy: I want to go to Vegas, I would love to show some of you "Country Boys" the NY way to drink. That not being enough I could escape from the "HOG's" and spend some time with the "Bunnies":eek: ;), and possibly take home a .FOLDER PROTO. The only problem is my sole source of INFI funding comes from work, and there is alot of things I just can't shift out of the way, I would have to quit. It is too much to put on the line. A year of more INFI Vs. INFI that has been a year in the works....It's a tough one( Jerry wasn't making it any easier, he would make one Hell of a Sales guy) but I guess it will be Plan "C" - Keep the job and see you at Blade in June?
 
good deal!!! another map for me!! (honey, pack the metal detector):cool: :cool:

and a possible variant for the ol collection:p
 
the only guy who drives worse than you is thathamguy, he can drive faster in reverse than you and i do forward:eek: :eek: :eek:

take my keys away:rolleyes:
 
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FoS,

Okay man, we're puttin' this bad boy into the hands of the USPS!

Just hope it doesn't have to pass through, what we kindly refer to as, the "Cobalt Triangle" :eek:!!!

;)

I guess I'll just have to save your GFD for burial in Atlanta!!! :) ;)
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
the only guy who drives worse than you is thathamguy, he can drive faster in reverse than you and i do forward:eek: :eek: :eek:
Tried that when I was a teenager.
The officer completely lacked a sense of humor. :eek:
The judge completely lacked a sense of humor, also. :grumpy:
Now that I think about it, my parents weren't exactly amused, either. :mad:
SK
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
FoS,

Okay man, we're puttin' this bad boy into the hands of the USPS!

Just hope it doesn't have to pass through, what we kindly refer to as, the "Cobalt Triangle" :eek:!!!

;)

I guess I'll just have to save your GFD for burial in Atlanta!!! :) ;)



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