Farting Preacher Video

Ahh Robert Tilton.
Guy lived about 5 miles from me back home.
Guy drove a lamborghini, I think.
Piece of $hit.
 
Do Chee-tos give you flatus? :eek:

Ron "Tater Salad" White does a great bit on Robert Tilton.

Yesterday I was sitting in a beanbag chair naked and eating Chee-tos. I was flipping through the television and I saw Robert Tilton, he's a televangelist from Dallas, and uh, he was staring at me. And he said this, he said:

RT: Are you lonely?
RW: Yeah.
RT: Have you wasted half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?
RW: This guys good.
RT: Are you sitting in a beanbag chair naked and eating Chee-tos?
RW: Yes sir!
RT: Do you feel the urge to get up and send me $1,000?
RW: Close... I thought he was talking about me there for a second.
 
Prai$e the £ord,

for he has given this humble, lowly undeserving sinner a holy and wondrous gift ......

the ability to fart on t.v. without laughing his b@%%@&*£s off !!!

Ha££e£uya, prai$e the £ord !!!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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