Father and daughter talk

fitzo

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that
'Brokeback-Mountain' shit in our garden.
 
I'm glad I swallowed my tea before hitting the punchline! Saved me from buying the county a new keyboard! :D Thanks for the lift Mike! -Matt-
 
That's freaking awesome.. thanks. We have a team leader at work that we jokingly call "Brokeback Ray," his wife took him to see Brokeback Mountain thinking it was a "real" cowboy movie :D
 
Nancy read that to me, and delivered it so sweet and straight faced I couldn't be sure it was a joke until the punchline. Made for a good laff. :)
 
Mike, I told this one to the fellows at out monthly prayer meeting (AKA, Monthly Poker Game) last night. The guys were still chuckling 30 minutes later.
Stacy
 
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