Finally found the perfect knife...

[Guyon]

You know which one I'm talking about.... that's right, the OMEGA OMNI-CUTTER 2004. It slices, saws, dices, pries, chips, peels, pits, filets, chops, chips, mashes, bashes, scores, splits, halves, quarters, flicks, picks, whips, and beats. And yes, it even cuts. Comes complete with a uni-directional "survival" compass and, in a pinch, can be substituted for a door prop. Made of a blend of 39 metals and alloys, the OMEGA OMNI-CUTTER 2004 holds an edge better than than most plastic cutlery. At only $69.95 (payable in three easy installments) plus $14 shipping and handling, it's practically a steal. I may buy another one in case the model is discontinued.

 

[dennisb1975]

Wow, you should really post a link to that one. The manufacturer is going to make bundles off of that knife .

 

[Michael Dye]

WOW...I particularly like the edge retention quality!

 

[Thomas Linton]

You know which one I'm talking about.... that's right, the OMEGA OMNI-CUTTER 2004. . . . Made of a blend of 39 metals and alloys, . . .it's practically a steal. . . .

It's also practically steel. Just misses it by a LITTLE bit.

(You must have been prowling on eBay, home of the "genuine" [that is, not genuine] whatever knife, knives, dagger, bowie, samurai sword.)