Finally, I Got To Bone That Old Baby!

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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first i found one that had a small scar on her side, right below her mid section, she was probably treated rough at sometime but thats ok cause i will probably slap her around a little too.

when i first saw her she was hard, and maybe a little tight from lack of use, who knows, she hadn't been in town long or said much to me.

so i started by feeling her in and out, you know, kind of checking out how she was put together and all.

then i did it, i got her wet, i didn't know how far to go, damp wasn't enough, so i just went for it got her nice and wet.

when i figured she was wet enough i slip it in, straight and slow, right down the middle, you porkers know the saying, "no regrets and hey diddle diddle right down the middle" well thats how it went.

i use my tool and boned her good, and i mean GOOD, first i boned her front and then her back, it was cool so i did it again, after all i hadn't boned anything since the warden was in town. i'll leave her for a while, then pull out and let her dry off. if she's good i might just put some lotion on her, you know, give her a good rub down so she don't feel so ruff and all.

anyway, now sitting back with some whiskey and a cigar i think you porkers would be proud of this old hog, 58 years old and i think i can still bone with the best of them!











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Um...nice boning, there, 'Skunk!! Nice black micarta SAR3, too!! ;):thumbup::thumbup:
 
Nice one Skunker.
I have been waiting for the micarta slabs and here they are :thumbup:
 
Hmm ... well, I missed the boat on the black paper ... thought I'd saved a bunch of money, but this looks like it might demand some attention too.

Nice boning, too, BTW. ;) :D
 
Now that those samples are used, I'll help you by taking them off your hands cheap.

But I would pay full price for one in DCBB w/black micarta.
 
I must say.... when I read this, I got quite a boner myself! My wife said: "Holy hannah! What do you think you're gonna do with that!?!" Well, I showed her... and... yeah, she liked it! Mine is from a a nice Mule Deer rack.... very very hard yet smooth.

Thanks for sharing the pics....
 
Skunk at your age it sounds like your still boning pretty good. Nice job on the sar sheath. :thumbup: :D
 
Man I thought I'd s#!+ myself from laughing!!! Gez Skunk did you write for the Penthouse editorials???
 
Very funny Skunk. Now if I could only get off from work to do the same thing :)

Is that the same leather sheath being offered currently at the companystore to go with the SAR3? I got my mail confirmation today on mine, thanks.
 
I actually boned a couple my self a while ago (of course mine were amature, not paid for pros). I don't think my girls were ready for "action" shots. So I just took some beauty poses.
 
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