Finally... MY Fusion Battle Mistress is Here

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My FBM is a longish story, but there will be many pictures at the end.

I originally ordered a FBMLE the day that the FBM hit the official site. I knew that I would have months to save, so I got to it. Selling all kinds of things, saving every bit I had, etc. I'm not exactly well off, and buying a knife that expensive is pretty much completely irresponsible, but, of course, I can't live my life without a FBM, so sacrifices had to be made.

I had more than half the cost saved when I had a crisis with my car insurance company, and driving, unfortunately, is a necessity, so I had to spend everything I had saved and then some, making paying for the knife impossible. I had to cancel it. It was brutal.

When the announcement was made that the FBM was coming down to make way for the Badger, I knew I had to act quick if I wanted my preferred combination. I placed a lucky order on the last night they were available and used my income taxes to pay for it. I was again drained of funds and had to wait.

The wait was mercifully short, and Amy told me it was shipping soon. I had recently moved, but I figured it would arrive before the forwarding started because I actually filed the address change after I paid for the knife, and I live in Ohio, so I figured a day or two, tops.

This is where it gets brutal. It doesn't show up for a week. Every day I call, every day I'm disappointed. The knife is a four hour drive away! How long can it take. Well, I finally find out after calling my post office that the knife has been forwarded to my new address, and I can't pick it up because it's in the magical land of forwarding, which, for some reason, isn't the post office. Go figure. I just have to wait, and it could take up to a week. Just kill me, right?

So, another week goes by. Slowest, most disappointing week ever. No knife. Now my paranoid mind has gone crazy. Some ignorant jerkoff has stolen my knife from the mail, no doubt. I start making frantic calls to USPS, and after getting redirected twenty times, they finally tell me that they can tell me nothing about this impenetrable fortess of forwarding, only that my knife is there, and they don't know when I'll get it. The worst part is that my new house is less than ten minutes away from my old one. This is ridiculous. They say to call Busse and ask them their forwarding policies in case they don't allow it and the knife was sent back to them.

This is where things start to finally get better. I call Amy and whine like a child to her, hoping for any kind of support or good news, but really expecting nothing. What I got was somebody very helpful and also genuinely concerned with my situation. Just talking to her made me feel a lot better, and she really did go out of her way to call people I couldn't and really find out what the deal is. I'm not sure what kind of strings she pulled, but the next day she said my knife was safe, and that it should be there within two days, and just a day later, here it finally is. I am proud to say that it is immaculate. As perfect and beautiful as I had hoped. Jerry is really getting things under control over there, and should be proud because the fit and finish on this knife is outstanding, right down to the perfectly applied, scary sharp edge. Blows away the quality and finish on any other Busse I've previously held.

A huge thanks to Amy for being so awesome and helpful. She really is as great as you guys make her out to be.

And without further delay, the pictures:

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With my friend's (you may know him as the skeleton key kicker) LE.


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If one don't call it a beauty, I don't know what else is!!! Nice Score, great picture :thumbup:

Why it got arrived so much later than your LE, that is weird :confused:
 
Congrats -- glad it finally came.

Those are the exact 2 I would choose if they re-appeared for order on the site -- nice choices!
 
Congrats on your score! Your blades are sweet!

And Amy-0 is JUST PLAIN AWESOME! But we all knew that already... ;)
 
You know, it wouldn't kill some of you guys to read my mountain of text. ;)


Here it is with the rest of my tan collection:

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Now that's a true hog - not ordering ten FBMs, scraping the bottom of the barrel and eating ramen not once, but TWICE to score an FBM.

BTW, the LE is a friend's knife, not his. Any body know why the CG handles look better than the LE? Did you give it an oil rub-down?

Great story, thanks for the pics.
 
Now that's a true hog - not ordering ten FBMs, scraping the bottom of the barrel and eating ramen not once, but TWICE to score an FBM.

BTW, the LE is a friend's knife, not his. Any body know why the CG handles look better than the LE? Did you give it an oil rub-down?

Great story, thanks for the pics.

:thumbup: Thanks for actually reading all that. I had to get it out. I actually did eat a lot of ramens during that period.

The LE handles were originally a lot more dull, but he uses it a lot, and his hands sweat like none I've ever seen, so that's why it looks so swampy and discolored.
 
Now that's a true hog - not ordering ten FBMs, scraping the bottom of the barrel and eating ramen not once, but TWICE to score an FBM.

BTW, the LE is a friend's knife, not his. Any body know why the CG handles look better than the LE? Did you give it an oil rub-down?

Great story, thanks for the pics.

What kinda friend do you have allow you to hold on a FBM, I want to be friends with him too!!! :D :D :D

NO oil needed! CG Blk/Tan is made out of G-10, but FBM Tigerhide is not G-10. That is exactly why LE handle looks dull when not use.
 
I also had a LE ordered and had to cancel for financial reasons. I was just able to pick up a CG black/SS on the FS forum.
 
you'll be happy to know i read every word of that massive missive. i figured since you took that long to write it, the least i could do is read it. i'm glad to hear that there was a happy ending to it all. it sure can get frustrating waiting for knives to show up sometimes.

i like your impenetrable fortess of forwarding comment. i'm surprised you didn't know that one of life's three great lies is "i'm from the government, i'm here to help you."

enjoy beating your new mistresses, give 'em hell, not just the tempura treatment.

Winston
 
I got to work this morning and tracked it and found out that it was gonna be delivered today......I checked again and saw it was FINALLY delivered to your patient hands.....


VERY COOL PICS and Thank you so much for sharing the story and the pics and remember if there is anything else I can do please just let me know:thumbup: :thumbup:


Amy-0
 
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Nice COMBO, great KNIFE, Busse RULES, Amy-0 ROCKS!!!
Glad you finally got it, great PIX, thanks for sharing!! :thumbup::thumbup: :D
 
I got to work this morning and tracked it and found out that it was gonna be delivered today......I checked again and saw it was FINALLY delivered to your patient hands.....


VERY COOL PICS and Thank you so much for sharing the story and the pics and remember if there is anything else I can do please just let me know:thumbup: :thumbup:


Amy-0

Thanks again for being so helpful. I was losing it down here.
 
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