Good Evening, StreetBagel.
It is I,
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THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VAMPIRE GERBIL! Mooooooo!!! Mooooooo!!! Mooooooo!!! </font></CENTER>
Welcome to the wonderful world of Blade Forums Dot Com. As has previously been mentioned, you do not win a prize, nor do you receive any sexual favors from anyof our fairer members, at least until your 10th post.
At that time, you will be visited by the infamous
Lorena Bobbitski.
If you're the kinda person who would rather not go through the Lorena experience, send me $365 and I will keep her from visiting you, at least until your 110th post.
Oh, and before I forget.... you need to send each moderator $5. To save you some postage, you can send me
ALL of the dues, and I'll forward the monies to the moderators asap.
There are a total of 614 moderators, at $5 each, that comes out to... let's round it out to an even 10 grand, shall we?
Now that all the business stuff is outta the way,
WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME!
Sharpening machete while drooling and giggling,
I remain,
VG
King of All Jellies
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
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Manifesto of Madness and Optical Illusions
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The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra InstructionalWebsite.
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The Ballistic Knife (a/k/a "The Knife That Shoots) in Action
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Lorena Bobbitski's Cyber-Sex Torture Page
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The Official VG Smiley, Courtesy of Wulfiepooface