Okay, just giving you the gears. Glad you have a sense of humor
Most of us are knife junkies that spend all our money on knives. Thats kind of why we hangaround these parts.
The CRKT Sting is a pretty good little bomb proof knife. It is made of super tough 1085 tool steel. A lot of people like it for throwing. It isn't a great cutter and is subject to corrosion if not maintained. However, it is tough as nails and good for just playing around. The sheath sucks though. Simply nylon.
Another option is the Buck 112 or the Buck 119 special. These knives are great little cutters, have classic styling. Not good for tricks though and the tips of them can't take being dropped. There are several throwing blades that can be had that are suitable for what you want them for. Check out cold steel, they have a few throwers that are pretty decent.
Good luck and think about safety before trying to do fancy work. Practicing with a wooden trainer with similar weight and feel to the knife you will purchase can help. Also when you first get the blade, try wrapping the edge with a couple layers of duct tape before trying anything new.