Flat tire

fitzo

fitzo

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

:)
 
Mike, Sounds like they worked! I'll still keep my Trunk Monkey but having a cardboard man flasher is the ticket.
 
Ray, Nanc had never heard of Trunk Monkey. We just watched through all the videos. She's still laughing! Thanks!:thumbup:
 
One of the local new car dealer's has several commercials out with the extra security feature, the Trunk Monkey. I like the anti theaft one the best. They show a fellow smashing out the driver's window and he just starts to hot wire it when the Trunk Monkey appears, cold cocks him, drives the car to a bridge and then throws the fellow in the river off the bridge. Not sure how much extra they are our how much they eat but a good idea.
 
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