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Howdy all... Just wanted to say hello and i'm pretty excited to be here.Looking forward to learn from everyone.
 
Welcome. After you join bladeforums, you'll learn a lot and spend even more.
 
as i rear back and kick you in the nuts. you really shoulda posted your visa# cuz the holidays just raped alot of us. don't take the genitalistical kick personal, just pretend ya just Joined a gang or somethin' we wear blue like the crips with red trim like the bloods i like to sayyo! i be bangin' with the crippled bloods. also don't take me serious like hardly ever. i am certified brain damaged and just got out again on TUESDAY.BUT WELCOME, MY SON WELCOME!!!! OH SO YA AIN'T MY SON, EH? MAN YOU SWSHOULDAHEARD MY CURLEY HOWARD ACCENT IT WAS DEAD ON!!!!! by the way, more than one of us is wonderin' just ho excited ya are to be here, and if it involves stains.hopefully you're an excitable type that takes welcome?hi?how?are?ya?groin kicks in strideu ok, i woke up for my 0115 meds and smoke so i better start punching out the sandman again. so, as we say and will still say some more, welcome, welcome. nice ta know ya. i'm dave but they call me vg for some reason.i like recieving gift knives and this time i'm hopin' for a top maker's bowie. hey, i can always duct tape it to the end of my keltec .25 if that don't stop amemeny, right?yep, thought so.
have fun and learn stuff while yer here. people here know the answers to damn near everything, so even if it's just trivia yer after, like what brand of corn flake mos matched marilyn monroe's aereola's color. someone here'll know that. and rthat's important stuff now that joltin' joe ain't areound to beat our heads in with a baseball bat or Louisville Slugger in a jealous rage or nuthin'.
ain't ya glad ya piped up to say hi??? i know i am, but my meds are in me the smoke is out and i got the sandman to battle so, it's nice ta know ya !!!! have fun, etc.
drooling slightly at the elbow, i remain, vampire gerbil
 
RSF,
Welcome to Bladeforums.
:D
Dave,Good to see ya' postin'! :thumbup: :eek:
 
Welcome man !

and Vampire Gerbil , that is probably the funniest welcome I have ever seen.
:D
 
RSF....Sir, you are welcome and blessed. No one in my long memory has received such befitting a welcome from our resident Veeg.

Good to see ya up early tearin' up the Forums, Dave. Holler if ya need red PopTart refills....:D
 
Welcome to the group. As you can see we cover all the bands of the psychiatric spectrum.
 
Welcome! Do yourself a favor, and take out your wallet, open it up and wave buh bye to your money!!
 
Vampire Gerbil said:
as i rear back and kick you in the nuts. you really shoulda posted your visa# cuz the holidays just raped alot of us. don't take the genitalistical kick personal, just pretend ya just Joined a gang or somethin' we wear blue like the crips with red trim like the bloods i like to sayyo! i be bangin' with the crippled bloods. also don't take me serious like hardly ever. i am certified brain damaged and just got out again on TUESDAY.BUT WELCOME, MY SON WELCOME!!!! OH SO YA AIN'T MY SON, EH? MAN YOU SWSHOULDAHEARD MY CURLEY HOWARD ACCENT IT WAS DEAD ON!!!!! by the way, more than one of us is wonderin' just ho excited ya are to be here, and if it involves stains.hopefully you're an excitable type that takes welcome?hi?how?are?ya?groin kicks in strideu ok, i woke up for my 0115 meds and smoke so i better start punching out the sandman again. so, as we say and will still say some more, welcome, welcome. nice ta know ya. i'm dave but they call me vg for some reason.i like recieving gift knives and this time i'm hopin' for a top maker's bowie. hey, i can always duct tape it to the end of my keltec .25 if that don't stop amemeny, right?yep, thought so.
have fun and learn stuff while yer here. people here know the answers to damn near everything, so even if it's just trivia yer after, like what brand of corn flake mos matched marilyn monroe's aereola's color. someone here'll know that. and rthat's important stuff now that joltin' joe ain't areound to beat our heads in with a baseball bat or Louisville Slugger in a jealous rage or nuthin'.
ain't ya glad ya piped up to say hi??? i know i am, but my meds are in me the smoke is out and i got the sandman to battle so, it's nice ta know ya !!!! have fun, etc.
drooling slightly at the elbow, i remain, vampire gerbil
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Dude that is hilarious!!! Absolutely the best welcome ever..thanks for the laugh VG.
 
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