For fun: Becker Multitool!

DerekH

DerekH

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Tired of your wussy multi-tool cringing at simple tasks like prying a door off it's hinges? Need a tool that is fully capable of removing the hood of a Buick? Wait no longer! Becker Knife & Tool, in a device designed to emphasize Tool, have created the Becker BK3000!

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Aw, SAK scissors, how cute. The BK3000 has full sized metal shears! Tiny little leatherman pliers not up to the job? The BK3000 has actual full size lineman pliers!

Whatever the task, the BK3000 can stand up to the job! Backed by a full "you break it we pay for the mental examination" no questions asked guarantee, this will be the last tool you ever need!

(Now available with Jeep attachement!)

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Holy Sh!t!!! That is freakin' awesome. Ethan told me he was working on a secret project, I would have never thought it would be that!!

The jeep attachment is a nice touch, for those that like to get their moneys worth, and the big spenders.

I'll take one, PM sent.

Moose
 
Can I get a parkerized Jeep attachment?
 
Is there a Machax variant?

For getting into Nutella jars?

Claudiasboris

PS - I was giggling so much I had to show SWMBO, she's already got her own Wrangler to go with it
 
Oh, and on a sidenote, I been meaning to say this, that is a very interesting avatar pic you got there. Cool stache'.

Moose
 
This was too damn funny . . . :)
I've already got the Jeep, guess all I need is the Becker "attachment" & I'm good to go . . . Anyone know of a sheath that will fit ???
Be safe.
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Would be interesting to see if you could fit all that on your belt! Very nice piece of humor there, I got a nice chuckle. Thanks for sharing.
 
You know, there are plenty of talented sheath makers that could bend some leather for you to carry that thing around in. Why not take it around town and show it off? Surely the BK3000 will be the envy of the camp...:cool:
 
i've already done the tri-BK8... my next hack for next April was to bolt ALL the large handle sized KaBars together :) just the bottom hole though. so they'd be truly a swiss army knife :)

nice job. there's no laser scope though.
 
I just wanna know which side of the family are you related to Red Green through.... :D
 
moosez45 said:
Oh, and on a sidenote, I been meaning to say this, that is a very interesting avatar pic you got there. Cool stache'.

Moose
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What's even funnier is what I have been callin it.

lol

"Moosetache"
 
i bet we can have a shaving contest later to help with that :)
 
Bladite said:
i bet we can have a shaving contest later to help with that :)
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No worries, it is hangin on the wall right now. Actually it is on my Guy Fawkes mask. Which I think is even more ridiculous.
 
Claudiasboris said:
Is there a Machax variant?

For getting into Nutella jars?

Claudiasboris

PS - I was giggling so much I had to show SWMBO, she's already got her own Wrangler to go with it
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So does mine brother. I myself drive a Cherokee. Here before too long will prolly end up getting myself a rubicon though.
 
i want one :eek: does it come with a kydex sheath? i want one for neck carry :D
 
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