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The BladeForums.com 2024 Traditional Knife is ready to order! See this thread for details:
https://www.bladeforums.com/threads/bladeforums-2024-traditional-knife.2003187/
Price is $300 $250 ea (shipped within CONUS). If you live outside the US, I will contact you after your order for extra shipping charges.
Order here: https://www.bladeforums.com/help/2024-traditional/ - Order as many as you like, we have plenty.
I'll take it!
How does $15 sound?
Shackles would do you no good, he'de just chew off whatever appendage was shackled, eventually you would run out of appendages, then you would be left with stumpy the shop boy.![]()
No problem, I'll teach stumpy to grind with his mouth. His spit will keep the blade from overheating- built in coolant. :thumbup:
and this is what he does during his off time
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You're still going to have to "lubricate" him liberally. Given enough "lube" he'll never be able to hold the knife. If he doesn't manage to cool the blade off and a spark happens to hit his breath, BOOM!!!!!!! There goes the shop.
Run, stumpy, run!!! Oh, how I know the hardships of shackles, bread, and listerine. :grumpy:That is what the shackles, bread, and listerine (poor man's Blue Label) are for. . .
all i know is he drinks pigs nose and puts a fine shine on a piano key :thumbup: