For the grandpa's here....

[scottickes]

A six year old boy goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his grandfather. He's very excited and runs on ahead to grandpas room.

Grandpa is so glad to see the young lads enthusiasm and it brightens his gloomy hospital stay. The lad excitedly says, "Grandpa, when grandma gets in the room, please, please, please make a sound like a frog!"

Bewildered by this request, grandpa says, "What?"

The young lad says excitedly, "Please grandpa, when grandma gets here make a noise like a frog, cause she says as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"

 

[Barkes Knife Shop]

Nice one, I like that one. ---------------:yawn:

 

[WA Martin]

That's as good as this one:

All the family is gathered around the table for Sunday dinner with guests. The mother asks her daughter if she would like to say grace. The daughter shyly says she doesn't know how. Mom says, "Just pray like I do." "Ok," says the daughter.

"Dear Lord, why did I invite all these people over for dinner..."