For perspective, to make you feel better I'll relate this little story.
First ever ESEE-fest, I agreed, against my better judgement to take the Mrs. crappy little Paris Hilton-esque Min-Pin-awawa with us. He slept in our tent with us and he has a bladder the size of a grape so of course he had to pee in the middle of the night.
Me, being a total idiot, figured that peeing once in the night while camping by a stream with a dog that loves to drink would be sufficient but he had other plans.
I woke up to this evil little dumpling pissing directly on my head and pillow......yea, my head, he peed on my head.
Now, I'm not a violent person and I don't condone hurting animals but when your still half asleep and you realize that an animal is using your head as a fire hydrant, well, I lost my temper and punched him so hard that his tiny little body defeated logic and physics and somehow flew right through a 2"x2" hole in the zipper of the tent and he ran off into the wilderness.
After dipping my head in the stream and drying off I went looking for him but of course, at that point he was so afraid of me that I had a better chance of luring in a cougar to eat from my hand than finding that dog.
He finally circled around and came to my wife after a long, long, long time of wandering around the pitchblack woods looking for him.
I ended up sleeping in the truck with my wife mad at me, dog hating my very soul, my sleeping bag and pillow in the stream and a very pissy disposition.
I tried to make ammends the next day and took him for a walk.....He pissed on my foot.
To this day, I hate that dog and he won't come to me when I try to let him in the house.