Frank pee'd on my Junglas!!!

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:eek:My Chesapeak Bay Retreiver pee'd on my Junglas and it rusted! I have it on my backpack and Frank pee'd on it. I recently got my backpack out and put it on and smelled the fragrance of stale pee. I then pull out my Junglas and it had a fair amount of rust on it. I got it all off with a little CLP and 4-0 steel wool. But.......imagine that, having your best friend and buddy taking a leak on your most prized knife. I could tell by the look on his face that he was really sorry so all is forgiven. He's still my best friend and buddy.
 
Hope you hosed down the bag too lol, its big and sturdy maybe he thought it was a hydrant? :D
 
if it was my dog he would move up from a plan c to a plan b food source if i get lost while hiking :D i'm filipino so yes, i've had dogs for dinner before :eek: there are very few things with which i'd rather not eat. my asian culture really is a training for survival.
 
Miasma
Frank was a hand me down dog. His previous owner went through a divorce and had to move to a smaller place. He could not keep him so I took him, name and all. But, Frank really fits him.
 
wash your pack, and everything else that Frank "anointed" with vinegar and water... or get some "Urine-Gone" from Wal-Mart... or he'll do it again! :rolleyes:
 
he acted all sorry because he was afraid that you're gonna hit him with the junglas
 
Ya know, dogs do that to mark their territory. Sounds to me like you oughta buy Frank his own Junglas. Then maybe he'd quit tryin' to lay claim to yours.
 
For perspective, to make you feel better I'll relate this little story.

First ever ESEE-fest, I agreed, against my better judgement to take the Mrs. crappy little Paris Hilton-esque Min-Pin-awawa with us. He slept in our tent with us and he has a bladder the size of a grape so of course he had to pee in the middle of the night.

Me, being a total idiot, figured that peeing once in the night while camping by a stream with a dog that loves to drink would be sufficient but he had other plans.

I woke up to this evil little dumpling pissing directly on my head and pillow......yea, my head, he peed on my head.

Now, I'm not a violent person and I don't condone hurting animals but when your still half asleep and you realize that an animal is using your head as a fire hydrant, well, I lost my temper and punched him so hard that his tiny little body defeated logic and physics and somehow flew right through a 2"x2" hole in the zipper of the tent and he ran off into the wilderness.

After dipping my head in the stream and drying off I went looking for him but of course, at that point he was so afraid of me that I had a better chance of luring in a cougar to eat from my hand than finding that dog.

He finally circled around and came to my wife after a long, long, long time of wandering around the pitchblack woods looking for him.

I ended up sleeping in the truck with my wife mad at me, dog hating my very soul, my sleeping bag and pillow in the stream and a very pissy disposition.

I tried to make ammends the next day and took him for a walk.....He pissed on my foot.

To this day, I hate that dog and he won't come to me when I try to let him in the house.
 
A couple of years ago I pull out my sebenza from the pocket of the jeans that I had worn the day before which were laying on the floor. Later that day I go to use my sebenza and it is SUPER stiff. It feels like somebody put glue in the pivot. I open it up to clean it and notice that the phosphor bronze washers are green and there is dried gunk in the entire pivot. I go back and look at the jeans to find that sometime in the night our dog decided to pee on my jeans and directly on the knife. I had to polish down the washers and give the pivot a thorough cleaning after that one.

I'm just glad it happened to a knife so easy to take apart and clean and not my automatic axis lock benchmade :)

No rust but some well patina'd washers!
 
Shotty you can always pee on him to get even. And the pooch can be lucky you didn't consider it a survival situation and ate him.

TLR... that's just a damn sad story. :(
 
Bluing firearms was originally accomplishing by boiling down urea nitrate (AKA cow piss). Definately a fast track to oxidation. Vinegar for the piss smell on the backpack...
 
if it was my dog he would move up from a plan c to a plan b food source if i get lost while hiking :D i'm filipino so yes, i've had dogs for dinner before :eek: there are very few things with which i'd rather not eat. my asian culture really is a training for survival.

Once you can eat balut and/or dinuguan everything else is easy peasy to get down into your gut :D
 
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