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A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.
Passenger: Who?
Cabbie: Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank every single time.
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
'Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'
'Sounds like he was something really special.'
'He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right.'
'Wow, some guy then.'
Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his shoes were highly polished too. He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank.'
'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
'I never actually met Frank, he died two years ago. But I did marry his frigging widow!
Passenger: Who?
Cabbie: Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank every single time.
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
'Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'
'Sounds like he was something really special.'
'He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right.'
'Wow, some guy then.'
Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his shoes were highly polished too. He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank.'
'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
'I never actually met Frank, he died two years ago. But I did marry his frigging widow!
