French Lion

[ANG1]

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"

"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo.
Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking it's butt?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of it's mouth."

 

[viking313]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raden]

I always thought a French Lion was a Pussy Cat :footinmou



Sorry bout that it just had to be said. It was killin me

 

[idahoskunk]

 

[thatmguy]

Best one in a while.

Saw that Iraqis are glad we "liberated" them, but now want us out, immediately, and have started anti-American protests. Also heard that they are going to rename Iraq to "New France"...

 

[SpearHead]

Originally posted by thatmguy


Saw that Iraqis are glad we "liberated" them, but now want us out, immediately, and have started anti-American protests.

Hmmm. I spent the better part of a year and a half over in that neighborhood several years ago and anticipated this happening. Totally predictable and totally ignorant. "New France"... how appropriate.