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Hey Becker Peoples,So, some buddies of mine asked what I'd like for my bday, and I told them a new Becker. I was a little hyper from cake, soda, etc at the
time, and said, "Get me a Bk-9!" I was joking, although, they took it seriously. I got a unanimous, "Noooooooooooooo!!!" One said, "Knowing you, you'd drop every tree in a ten mile radius just to test the edge!" Another said, "No way man! You'd try to use it to turn on your t.v!" Another chimed in and said, "Oh god! A giant apple-grabber! I'm hiding my apple trees!" Last one looked at me for a moment,
grinned from ear-to-ear and said, "We're a bit nutty, but we're not THAT nutty!" -_- Sufficed to say, I had a good birthday overall. Can't complain.
................they have me a gift card for Wally-world....................................oh joy -_-... (Oh, well, I could use some more fishing goodies.)
*Yes, I have been known to use a bk-11 to turn on the t.v. Even type with, out of boredom. ;-P
After sitting down for a moment and thinking, I realized why they refused to get me a Bk-9... I WOULD chop and batton my brains out! Plus, I'd go to their houses, and batton ALL of their wood too.
I'm mean as a snake in the grass! Plus, I'd probably try to grabble a few apples...maybe some pearsan' peaches... Probably sneak an eggplant and do trick-slicing with it... Clench it between my teeth, crouch at the bottom of their pool, and jump out at them (hoping to cause them to make lemonade). Nah...I wouldn't do that...well...I WOULD batton all of their wood, and probably grabble some fruit...maybe hack off a few tree limbs here and there....hehehe. ;-)
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