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We need a fun post to take our mind off all the tragedy, so here is a goofy one-Knifenuts from which state use their knives the hardest? Here is your chance to support your state!
I am going with good ol' Michigan because of all the camping and outdoor sports Michiganders seem to do. I often snorkel with my knives and it is not uncommon for my neighbors to see me stop on the lawnmower, whip out a knife, cut down branches hanging over the yard without ever getting off the seat!
 
It is hard though with all that has transpired.
My prayers go out to all the world!

Grandpa Troll
 
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Troll,
You were banned yesterday, and you're still banned today.
For some inexplicable reason, my BS tolerance is down to zero.
Bye!
 
A little diversion is definitely needed... I'm pretty brain-dead but Razor's post sparked some info I can share.

"You can't have a picnic without ants."

Not necessarily. A technique I've used with perfect results is to take the back edge of your knife and run a light tracing around the area you plan to picnic in (don't really have to do this but I'm injecting knife content here) then take up a few crumbled crackers and kinda sprinkle them around providing a border. Works great. The ants never come bother you as they are already busy with the food you've provided. BTW, same technique works for yellow jackets and meat bees. Just put a square of cold cut, chicken, etc. a couple feet away and let them have at it gently redirecting any that come too close to you.

Happy picnicing to all at the end of the year and God Bless America!

My vote for knife State would have to be CO! Great hunting, great camping, and outdoor sports 365.25 days a year!

Shawn ;)
 
Texas! Everything's bigger in Texas, and we use our knives harder too!

Yesterday, I was out in the back yard trying to remove an old nub of a fence post just barely sticking out of the ground with a knife. It was just barely sticking out of the ground, so I figured I'd just chop and pry at it until it broke and drag it out...

Weeellll, I was chopping on it for about 10 minutes and after a while wasn't getting anywhere... I wondered why so I looked at the knife's edge and it was full of chips and dents! That particular fence post had been embedded in concrete! And I just had not checked! DOH!

Beat That! :cool:
 
Well I have to vote for us Canadians. First we have to use a knife to cut the snow blocks to make our houses. Then we must fight off the polar bears.
 
Well, Virginians use their knives pretty hard. Hammering into mountain sides, providing a step to the next ledge. Slaying the random bear that wanders into camp. And the one I had to deal with, fighting off killer sharks all summer while I'm trying to get 30 fishing poles untangled. All with a Gerber LST. Beat that;)

Chris
 
Well I do live in NY. I am sure every brave man and women down there are using there knives very hard.
 
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