Funny spam

[DanR217]

I've gotten a few funny spam emails lately. Of the best were emails from Oprah and cancer Why cancer is emailing me, I have no idea...

I had a lot of blood drawn from the VA labs a few weeks ago. A few days later I get a call from someone telling me I was on his list and I have diabetes and started offering supplies. At first I started to freak out, I'm worried about diabetes since I'm a little overweight and I like my sweets, but I didn't know I had it... Then I realized he was a telemarketer who got the wrong info, needless to say I was not happy and I let him know

What about you guys? Any funny spam come your way?

 

[Gravelface]

Never really gave any the chance enough to read any. But glad to hear there are humorous ones out there

 

[amdmaxx]

I got one, regarding penis enlargement offer..
totally unnecessary! Mine fell off in 2008

I've gotten a few funny spam emails lately. Of the best were emails from Oprah and cancer Why cancer is emailing me, I have no idea...

I had a lot of blood drawn from the VA labs a few weeks ago. A few days later I get a call from someone telling me I was on his list and I have diabetes and started offering supplies. At first I started to freak out, I'm worried about diabetes since I'm a little overweight and I like my sweets, but I didn't know I had it... Then I realized he was a telemarketer who got the wrong info, needless to say I was not happy and I let him know

What about you guys? Any funny spam come your way?

 

[drift draft]

 

[DanR217]

Never really gave any the chance enough to read any. But glad to hear there are humorous ones out there

I glance over the sender's names in my spam folder to see if anyone wound up there that didn't need to. I'm afraid of opening spam mail, I think I heard somewhere you can get viruses just from opening them.

spam with bacon? I need to pay better attention to the world...