OK, how about some funny things your partner has said to you. Mine was after I had misplaced my memory stick, AKA flash drive, thumb drive, etc, for several days. As it was full of work I was in a panic until I found it in, of all places, my underwear drawer. I guess I had put it there for safekeeping. Anyway when I told my wife she was so cross she could hardly talk straight. She exclaimed, "Are you telling me your joystick was in your undies??!!" The only thing I could think of to say was, "Well, it is the usual place."