Gardening for the naked and handicapped

Howard Wallace

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I was walking around our place today, and noticed the new sprouts of fennel poking up among the old stalks. Time to cut the old stalks down. My Udhaipur villager would snick through them all with a flick of the wrist. But I am for the moment without khukuris. My hand unconsciously drifts down to my pocket for a Sebenza. Dogonne, that's gone too.

I go over to the shed to retrieve an old serrated sickle. After some sawing I realize that this isn't going to work. Besides, it's making my thumb hurt. The one the 6-year-old 65-pound girl sprained for me in my last judo practice.

Back to the shed to retrieve an old pair of hedge clippers. To bad the felco snippers disappeared. The hedge clippers work to cut the stalks, in about 10 times the time a khukuri takes. Then off to the climbing roses that are sending big shoots into the garden. Hedge clippers work on them too, in a primitive sort of way.

It will be good when I can retrieve my sophisticated tools from a mature culture, and stop using these primitive American tools.
 
We feel for ya, Howard. Sounds like a bad case of blade withdrawal :D :D :D

But try to imagine the picture goin through our heads when we saw the subject of this thread... On the other hand, maybe not...


Andrew Limsk
 
Ah yes... this too will change.

Don't give me too much sympathy. I'm starting to have fun. There's a certain exhilaration to turning your world upside down.

My knives were my treasured tools, but they were also my masters. Sort of like the chains around Marley's ghost in Dicken's "Christmas Carol." I suspect I will have a different relation to knives when I finish with this lesson.

At least until Uncle Bill messes it all up by sending me another enchanted khukuri.
 
Howard, just remember that what seems to be the curse of today often turns out to be the blessing of tomorrow.

And, if you can begin to view all this as one of your life's big adventures enjoy the ride.

Handle it right and it WILL turn out to be a blessing.
 
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