G'Day Mate from Australia!

Hey mate

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A wombat, good scotch & a Busse knife!

Hell of an EDC I'd say!
 
Are wombats as cute and friendly as they look or do they secretly want to eat your face off?
 
Up here in the valley (the Ottawa Valley), we say "Gid-day", then follow with a lot of unintelligible gibberish. It's what we do...
 
Oh lawd, the FIF reference!

That one obviously doesn't have too much trouble with people. There's a lot of wildlife in Australia that does want to eat your face off, so I wouldn't be surprised if wombats actually have venomous claws and a jaw that can crush bone. They're secretly ambush predators that snuffle up to you looking for handouts, then leap up, grab your arm, and bite it off!
 
Shorttime said:
Oh lawd, the FIF reference!

That one obviously doesn't have too much trouble with people. There's a lot of wildlife in Australia that does want to eat your face off, so I wouldn't be surprised if wombats actually have venomous claws and a jaw that can crush bone. They're secretly ambush predators that snuffle up to you looking for handouts, then leap up, grab your arm, and bite it off!
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Beats being a sad sack mate!
 
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